Joining a softball league today and Ill be damned if im an avarage Joe.
I've had my check book ready to buy this bat for $300.00 and that bat for $300.00 becasue they are reviewed to be bad ass mother fuckers... And i know the avarage softball white trash Joe wont be equiped with such equipment. I want an arsonal of em.. But the ASA has em on the banned bat list...
What the fuck!!!!
So today i bought a Orange Crush doctored up and shaved for 300.00 from one of the better bat doctors in the country. SHould give me that illegal edge im lookin for.
But the Miken Ultra bat is the fucking best. I guess its even allwing 65 year olds and women to hit it 500 feet out of the park!! Its that damn good. But its the most banned bat in the Softball..
Well i found a guy who paints these illegal bats and then puts stickers on em to look like other kind of bats!! Its like something Mr. T would do in the A-Team.. Paint and add new decals to a bat so officialls cant tell its an illegal bat.
Here's one on ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MEWA:IT
I think im gunna buy it..
Are there others like me out there? Or am i the only one who's into that edge..
Where are the Russians when ya need em? (oh wiat wrong industry)