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dosh · 08-18-2004, 01:57 PM

I like the idea, and think i would enjoy doing this kind of work. Now for an adult site, would my only way to be sucessful would be to actually have a model of my own? or selling other videos from my site better? can i make a career out of this? it just seems like it would be a good job. Anyone hiring?

oh yeah, i am a newbie, so go easy on me. i know how much people love to make fun of us n00bs

The Heron · 08-18-2004, 01:59 PM

Quit now, you have no chance of success.
This is a business and your post indicates you have no desire to run a business only to jerk off and act cool.

dosh · 08-18-2004, 02:03 PM

Well, i appreciate the warm welcome.

I was only looking for some advice. We all start off not knowing much.

monaro · 08-18-2004, 02:04 PM

Welcome.

What do you bring to the table?

Have a good day.
..

brizzad · 08-18-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dosh
Well, i appreciate the warm welcome.

I was only looking for some advice. We all start off not knowing much.

completely wrong place to get started

try
www.adultnetsurprise.com and click newbie zone

dosh · 08-18-2004, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
completely wrong place to get started

try
www.adultnetsurprise.com and click newbie zone

Thank you. That site seems very helpful. Sorry for the bother if this did not belong here.

DarkJedi · 08-18-2004, 02:08 PM

You're too late kid. It's impossible to get it now.

Better waste your time on a good education.

gornyhuy · 08-18-2004, 02:08 PM

There is no money in porn anymore.

dosh · 08-18-2004, 02:19 PM

Well now let all these other comments roll in. It was about to happen sooner or later anyway.

freeadultcontent · 08-18-2004, 02:20 PM

I would start with the exit stategy.

CCdoug · 08-18-2004, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
completely wrong place to get started

try
www.adultnetsurprise.com and click newbie zone

^^^

ProjectNaked · 08-18-2004, 02:23 PM

1. Spend 8 hours a day surfing GFY for 30 Days
2. Take as many notes as possible, (and follow juicy-he is the un-official god of GFY.
3. learn the following terms: newby, fucktard, wanker, content, affiliate, shaving, AVS, Paysite, gallery, TGP, Hosting, Exclusive, stolen/ganked/hocked/borrowed, please thanks, fuck you, eat shit, liar, o.k.
4. post as many worthless threads in 30 days as you possibly can, (increasing your post count makes it look like you know what the hell you are talking about and earns you respect from fellow webmasters).
5. kiss lots of ass no matter how hairy or smelly
6. keep a special folder of "hocked" images for release on your new muli-million dollar pay-site
7. Make sure to post 1-3 times a week about your excessive use of drugs and hookers.
8. Never admit when you are wrong, it makes you look weak and stupid.
9. If you have problems getting content, take pictures of your sister in the shower, on toilet, etc...
10. If all above fail, revert to being a surfer and paying for porn.

Good Luck, So far I am on step 4.

CDSmith · 08-18-2004, 02:24 PM

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If you or anyone else wants it, email or ICQ me anytime....

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Babagirls · 08-18-2004, 02:31 PM

on your computer, go to START->SHUTDOWN------>click "OK"

just kidding, acutally, hit me up on ICQ: 266-081-806 or Yahoo messenger: Babagirls18

i'll show you the perfect place for newbies to start

has everything a newbie (and even non newbies) need and could ever want

~B~

Manowar · 08-18-2004, 02:36 PM

Check out CozyFrog.com on advice on how to get started

speakthetruth · 08-18-2004, 02:43 PM

Start by blowing webmasters. It worked for me.

cold_ice · 08-18-2004, 02:43 PM

Read the boards and pick a field you like and think you might do well in, then read all you can on that subject. Submitting to TGPs is usually the easiest place to start. So go read, read and read its not as easy as it seems but with some hard work you have as good a chance to make it as anyone else.

beergood · 08-18-2004, 02:45 PM

Look up posts by Kaz_azn.

beergood · 08-18-2004, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by speakthetruth
Start by blowing webmasters. It worked for me.

Only if you're female.

enter » · 08-18-2004, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
Look up posts by Kaz_azn.

Yup

This guy wrote the book on how to get ahead in the adlt biz by asking all the right questions at gfy.

mardigras · 08-18-2004, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
Only if you're female.

You don't get around much

sheldonjuan · 08-18-2004, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
You're too late kid. It's impossible to get it now.

Better waste your time on a good education.

its not too late. pick one niche to concentrate on and do it 100%.
for ex. celebs is pretty good!

reinvest the money you make.

good luck

Alex · 08-18-2004, 04:33 PM

First thing you need is hosting. We can start you out for $10 a month.

ICQ me 310-230-533
AIM: alexborkin

NiteRain · 08-18-2004, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProjectNaked
1. Spend 8 hours a day surfing GFY for 30 Days
2. Take as many notes as possible, (and follow juicy-he is the un-official god of GFY.
3. learn the following terms: newby, fucktard, wanker, content, affiliate, shaving, AVS, Paysite, gallery, TGP, Hosting, Exclusive, stolen/ganked/hocked/borrowed, please thanks, fuck you, eat shit, liar, o.k.
4. post as many worthless threads in 30 days as you possibly can, (increasing your post count makes it look like you know what the hell you are talking about and earns you respect from fellow webmasters).
5. kiss lots of ass no matter how hairy or smelly
6. keep a special folder of "hocked" images for release on your new muli-million dollar pay-site
7. Make sure to post 1-3 times a week about your excessive use of drugs and hookers.
8. Never admit when you are wrong, it makes you look weak and stupid.
9. If you have problems getting content, take pictures of your sister in the shower, on toilet, etc...
10. If all above fail, revert to being a surfer and paying for porn.

Good Luck, So far I am on step 4.

Damn I wish I would have got this list. You mean I could have faked all that?

doober · 08-18-2004, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sheldonjuan
its not too late. pick one niche to concentrate on and do it 100%.
for ex. celebs is pretty good!

reinvest the money you make.

good luck

good advice!!!!!
Start with the celeb niche and watch those C&D's just roll in

RobD · 08-18-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProjectNaked
1. Spend 8 hours a day surfing GFY for 30 Days
2. Take as many notes as possible, (and follow juicy-he is the un-official god of GFY.
3. learn the following terms: newby, fucktard, wanker, content, affiliate, shaving, AVS, Paysite, gallery, TGP, Hosting, Exclusive, stolen/ganked/hocked/borrowed, please thanks, fuck you, eat shit, liar, o.k.
4. post as many worthless threads in 30 days as you possibly can, (increasing your post count makes it look like you know what the hell you are talking about and earns you respect from fellow webmasters).
5. kiss lots of ass no matter how hairy or smelly
6. keep a special folder of "hocked" images for release on your new muli-million dollar pay-site
7. Make sure to post 1-3 times a week about your excessive use of drugs and hookers.
8. Never admit when you are wrong, it makes you look weak and stupid.
9. If you have problems getting content, take pictures of your sister in the shower, on toilet, etc...
10. If all above fail, revert to being a surfer and paying for porn.

Good Luck, So far I am on step 4.

sounds like a great plan to me

Vitasoy · 08-18-2004, 04:44 PM

My advice... read, read and read... and check out cozyfrog.com

Living For Today · 08-18-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProjectNaked
1. Spend 8 hours a day surfing GFY for 30 Days
2. Take as many notes as possible, (and follow juicy-he is the un-official god of GFY.
3. learn the following terms: newby, fucktard, wanker, content, affiliate, shaving, AVS, Paysite, gallery, TGP, Hosting, Exclusive, stolen/ganked/hocked/borrowed, please thanks, fuck you, eat shit, liar, o.k.
4. post as many worthless threads in 30 days as you possibly can, (increasing your post count makes it look like you know what the hell you are talking about and earns you respect from fellow webmasters).
5. kiss lots of ass no matter how hairy or smelly
6. keep a special folder of "hocked" images for release on your new muli-million dollar pay-site
7. Make sure to post 1-3 times a week about your excessive use of drugs and hookers.
8. Never admit when you are wrong, it makes you look weak and stupid.
9. If you have problems getting content, take pictures of your sister in the shower, on toilet, etc...
10. If all above fail, revert to being a surfer and paying for porn.

Good Luck, So far I am on step 4.

That's probably the best help you are going to get.

Really....the number 1 tip is actually helpful. Browse and learn all you can till you try something.

cali_22 · 08-18-2004, 05:09 PM

everyone here is on glue

bdld · 08-18-2004, 05:13 PM

become content. aside from that, there's no money in porn.

trigger_bucks · 08-18-2004, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I would start with the exit stategy.

fucking histerical!!!

Face (o_0) · 08-18-2004, 05:34 PM

nice list

suesheboy · 08-18-2004, 05:59 PM

Welcome to the biz.

Just dont waste to much time on the boards!

DamnGoodRatio · 08-18-2004, 07:55 PM

Buy a membership to a paysite, through an affiliate link.

Repeat as desired.

Thank you for your support. We appreciate it.

NoCarrier · 08-18-2004, 07:57 PM

There are tons of newbie message boards. Go find one and read the articles.

dosh · 08-18-2004, 11:05 PM

Thanks, some of the replies were very helpful, and the others.........well........ i guess i would do the same thing to stupid n00bs.

Mike Okitch · 08-18-2004, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
Look up posts by Kaz_azn.

08-18-2004, 01:57 PM	#1
dosh Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5	I wanna get into this business but dont know where to start I like the idea, and think i would enjoy doing this kind of work. Now for an adult site, would my only way to be sucessful would be to actually have a model of my own? or selling other videos from my site better? can i make a career out of this? it just seems like it would be a good job. Anyone hiring? oh yeah, i am a newbie, so go easy on me. i know how much people love to make fun of us n00bs

08-18-2004, 02:08 PM	#8
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08-18-2004, 01:59 PM	#2
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	Quit now, you have no chance of success. This is a business and your post indicates you have no desire to run a business only to jerk off and act cool.

08-18-2004, 02:03 PM	#3
dosh Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5	Well, i appreciate the warm welcome. I was only looking for some advice. We all start off not knowing much.

08-18-2004, 02:04 PM	#4
monaro Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Queensland. Posts: 968	Welcome. What do you bring to the table? Have a good day. ..

08-18-2004, 02:08 PM	#7
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	You're too late kid. It's impossible to get it now. Better waste your time on a good education.

08-18-2004, 02:19 PM	#9
dosh Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5	Well now let all these other comments roll in. It was about to happen sooner or later anyway.

08-18-2004, 02:23 PM	#12
ProjectNaked Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroit Areola Posts: 4,309	1. Spend 8 hours a day surfing GFY for 30 Days 2. Take as many notes as possible, (and follow juicy-he is the un-official god of GFY. 3. learn the following terms: newby, fucktard, wanker, content, affiliate, shaving, AVS, Paysite, gallery, TGP, Hosting, Exclusive, stolen/ganked/hocked/borrowed, please thanks, fuck you, eat shit, liar, o.k. 4. post as many worthless threads in 30 days as you possibly can, (increasing your post count makes it look like you know what the hell you are talking about and earns you respect from fellow webmasters). 5. kiss lots of ass no matter how hairy or smelly 6. keep a special folder of "hocked" images for release on your new muli-million dollar pay-site 7. Make sure to post 1-3 times a week about your excessive use of drugs and hookers. 8. Never admit when you are wrong, it makes you look weak and stupid. 9. If you have problems getting content, take pictures of your sister in the shower, on toilet, etc... 10. If all above fail, revert to being a surfer and paying for porn. Good Luck, So far I am on step 4.

08-18-2004, 02:36 PM	#15
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Check out CozyFrog.com on advice on how to get started

08-18-2004, 02:43 PM	#16
speakthetruth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 400	Start by blowing webmasters. It worked for me.

08-18-2004, 02:43 PM	#17
cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Read the boards and pick a field you like and think you might do well in, then read all you can on that subject. Submitting to TGPs is usually the easiest place to start. So go read, read and read its not as easy as it seems but with some hard work you have as good a chance to make it as anyone else.

08-18-2004, 02:45 PM	#18
beergood Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: United States Posts: 2,918	Look up posts by Kaz_azn.

08-18-2004, 04:33 PM	#23
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08-18-2004, 04:44 PM	#27
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08-18-2004, 05:09 PM	#29
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08-18-2004, 05:13 PM	#30
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	become content. aside from that, there's no money in porn.

08-18-2004, 05:34 PM	#32
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08-18-2004, 05:59 PM	#33
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08-18-2004, 07:55 PM	#34
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08-18-2004, 07:57 PM	#35
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08-18-2004, 11:05 PM	#36
dosh Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5	Thanks, some of the replies were very helpful, and the others.........well........ i guess i would do the same thing to stupid n00bs.