08-18-2004, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 3,970
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Quote:
Originally posted by ProjectNaked
1. Spend 8 hours a day surfing GFY for 30 Days
2. Take as many notes as possible, (and follow juicy-he is the un-official god of GFY.
3. learn the following terms: newby, fucktard, wanker, content, affiliate, shaving, AVS, Paysite, gallery, TGP, Hosting, Exclusive, stolen/ganked/hocked/borrowed, please thanks, fuck you, eat shit, liar, o.k.
4. post as many worthless threads in 30 days as you possibly can, (increasing your post count makes it look like you know what the hell you are talking about and earns you respect from fellow webmasters).
5. kiss lots of ass no matter how hairy or smelly
6. keep a special folder of "hocked" images for release on your new muli-million dollar pay-site
7. Make sure to post 1-3 times a week about your excessive use of drugs and hookers.
8. Never admit when you are wrong, it makes you look weak and stupid.
9. If you have problems getting content, take pictures of your sister in the shower, on toilet, etc...
10. If all above fail, revert to being a surfer and paying for porn.
Good Luck, So far I am on step 4.
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That's probably the best help you are going to get.
Really....the number 1 tip is actually helpful. Browse and learn all you can till you try something. |
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