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Old 08-18-2004, 01:08 PM   #51
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50 gay guys on a airplane
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:10 PM   #52
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Great story...
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:11 PM   #53
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:13 PM   #54
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That was me and I'm going to get you, you dirty little faggot. My Rolex is waiting for your ass you little bitch.
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:20 PM   #55
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he probably had the hots for u
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:25 PM   #56
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Old 08-18-2004, 01:33 PM   #57
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That was me and I'm going to get you, you dirty little faggot. My Rolex is waiting for your ass you little bitch.



clever, yawn.
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:16 PM   #58
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I almost wish he was on our return flight, he was amusing
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:22 PM   #59
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wow nice story man I wish I was u
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:22 PM   #60
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:28 PM   #61
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right on old man. you stupid fucking fags FUCK YOU
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:34 PM   #62
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The only thing I hate worse than faggots are assholes.
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:36 PM   #63
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:39 PM   #64
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Damn, that sucks. The most exciting thing that happened on my flight was some ladies asking me and beemk if we knew where they could play bingo.
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:46 PM   #65
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"fucking faggots, stop hitting on me, i don't want your disease"

he kept going on how he paid good STRAIGHT money to fly in first class, and how our GAY money shouldn't be allowed to buy us these seats.

I kept calling him Archie and his wife Edith. I wonder if they got it.
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:48 PM   #66
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"fucking faggots, stop hitting on me, i don't want your disease"

he kept going on how he paid good STRAIGHT money to fly in first class, and how our GAY money shouldn't be allowed to buy us these seats.

I kept calling him Archie and his wife Edith. I wonder if they got it.
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well midget was on the plane...
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:49 PM   #67
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:51 PM   #68
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Old 08-18-2004, 03:54 PM   #69
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I'm really suprised a sky marshal didn't intervene at the point of possible physical violence on the plane?

We had 2 sky marshals flying back to Toronto with us and I would'nt fuck with them. We flew into Washington for a connection flight to Toronto and there is a very serious rule that you cannot get out of your seat 30 minutes before you land or 30 minutes after you fly out of Washington.

Some chick got up to use the bathroom about 10 minutes after the plane left Washington. The stewardess yelled at her over the microphone, and then later she explained to me that if that lady stood up a second time they would have to divert the plane and emergency land.

They don't fuck around down there after 911.

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Old 08-18-2004, 03:56 PM   #70
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The guy was a tool... you don't shout multiple death threats at the top of your lungs to a bunch of people while flying these days.

I bet you he's going to pay some heavy fines for pulling that shit on an airplane.
I'm surprised it didn't make the news.
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:01 PM   #71
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I'm surprised it didn't make the news.





If I was drunker or if I would have heard him saying shit about the kid it would have made the news.
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:32 PM   #72
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good heaven's what was that guy thinking? If he was my husband and was acting like that I would have probaby have asked to have him locked in the bathroom or thrown out of the airplane without a partachute.

You had amazing control..good for you
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Old 08-18-2004, 08:31 PM   #73
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Old 08-18-2004, 10:01 PM   #74
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Old 08-18-2004, 10:18 PM   #75
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man... i'm not a fighting man by any means, but after just 15 minutes of that guy, i'd have snapped and busted his nose.

fucking nutjob.
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Old 08-18-2004, 11:43 PM   #76
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:49 AM   #77
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haha, those were the days...funny what you find on google...
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:52 AM   #78
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Yah, I'd say that Jact character is a really big homo. He loves being a shit-stabber from what I hear.
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:57 AM   #80
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Don't mind ya being pissed at the dick head, but did ya have to call someone 55-60: "you old dying fuck." I'm 56.
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:58 AM   #82
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should have clocked him its better off that you didnt =)
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...I flew down with jact, we flew first class, were in the front row on the sides seats. There was this old guy, maybe 55-60 years old on the other side of me (jact had the window seat). So separating me and this old man was an aisle.

Anyway, We took off and started the in flight movie (Shrek 2), old guy started watching and threw his head phones at the floor and said anyone that watches this movie is a faggot. Some of you met me, and know I have my eye brow pierced, after being an asshole to his wife he started looking at me in the corner of his eye and I noticed him starting to say shit to his wife how faggots shouldn't be allowed flying on the plane. I looked at him and he shut up. Then he started raising his voice to the point ALL of first class could hear him calling me an asshole and a faggot (Implying Jact was with me). So I was fairly drunk at this point, not realizing you get drunker when you drink on a plane, the unlimited supply of wine was a bad idea. Anyway, he still continues, and I was being very patient, he was obviously drunk, finally the woman sitting directly behind me said something to him because she was with her 10 year old son and it wasn't appropriate for him to be hearing all of this. He turned around and yelled at her, telling her she was raising a faggot, and all this bullshit about her son, I never heard this part of it I was watching the "fag" movie, if I would have I would have dealt with him differently and probably wouldn't have made it to the internext show. It got to the point where the flight attentant director was yelling back at him louder than he was, telling him we all have a right to be there, etc...

He calmed down, then eventually started again, I turned to him and yelled "Do you have something to say to me sir?" and he shut up and looked away from me. It got so bad the pilot had to come out of the cockpit and talk to the flight attendants and figure out what to do with him, Jact at this point was mouthing off to him and it was about to get ugly, so I went up to the front to talk with the flight director and requested that security drag him away because I'd probably end up killing this old guy if I seen him in the airport and if he said anything. THEN he starts calling the flight director a faggot lover and that he wanted to kill me when I get off the plane, also that we was going to punch me and he'd probably lose his rolex up my ass and that I'd get a rolex out of it. Which didn't really make much sense.

The plane landed, he stood up with his back to me, and blocked me from getting out of my seat, at this point the WHOLE plane was quiet ready for me to punch this guy out, so I stood up and pushed him back with my back so i could stand up and yelled "Excuse me"....he turned around and tried to stare me down, I looked back at him about to kill him and knew I was drunk and didn't want this to happen, just shock my head and appartently he was making these faces behind my back like he could take me, I just laughed at him, he was about to get off the plane, he was the first one. The door opened and there was the sheriff and half a dozen security officers, he yelled at the sheriff that he wanted to report two young men (Jact and I), the sheriff told him he doesn't give a fuck, cuffed him and dragged him away out of the airport.

So yea, we had a great flight down, but I also wanted to give a shout out to the air transit flight attendants, they handled everything more than great to the point where they satisfied my need to fuck this old asshole up.

Thats my story for the day. Fuck you, you old dying fuck.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.... why does all the good things happen on otherf lights and not mine???
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:15 AM   #87
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that is fucked up. You are a better person then me. I would of been quiet with him till i got off the plane, then folllowed him out to his car or cab. Then approacehed him before he entered his hotel room or the casino. I would of been the Judge and Jury and showed him who the fagot was. Hmm did i mention that I anger managment problem?
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