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InsaneMidget 08-18-2004 10:44 AM

So we got an old man arrested on the flight to Florida...
 
...I flew down with jact, we flew first class, were in the front row on the sides seats. There was this old guy, maybe 55-60 years old on the other side of me (jact had the window seat). So separating me and this old man was an aisle.

Anyway, We took off and started the in flight movie (Shrek 2), old guy started watching and threw his head phones at the floor and said anyone that watches this movie is a faggot. Some of you met me, and know I have my eye brow pierced, after being an asshole to his wife he started looking at me in the corner of his eye and I noticed him starting to say shit to his wife how faggots shouldn't be allowed flying on the plane. I looked at him and he shut up. Then he started raising his voice to the point ALL of first class could hear him calling me an asshole and a faggot (Implying Jact was with me). So I was fairly drunk at this point, not realizing you get drunker when you drink on a plane, the unlimited supply of wine was a bad idea. Anyway, he still continues, and I was being very patient, he was obviously drunk, finally the woman sitting directly behind me said something to him because she was with her 10 year old son and it wasn't appropriate for him to be hearing all of this. He turned around and yelled at her, telling her she was raising a faggot, and all this bullshit about her son, I never heard this part of it I was watching the "fag" movie, if I would have I would have dealt with him differently and probably wouldn't have made it to the internext show. It got to the point where the flight attentant director was yelling back at him louder than he was, telling him we all have a right to be there, etc...

He calmed down, then eventually started again, I turned to him and yelled "Do you have something to say to me sir?" and he shut up and looked away from me. It got so bad the pilot had to come out of the cockpit and talk to the flight attendants and figure out what to do with him, Jact at this point was mouthing off to him and it was about to get ugly, so I went up to the front to talk with the flight director and requested that security drag him away because I'd probably end up killing this old guy if I seen him in the airport and if he said anything. THEN he starts calling the flight director a faggot lover and that he wanted to kill me when I get off the plane, also that we was going to punch me and he'd probably lose his rolex up my ass and that I'd get a rolex out of it. Which didn't really make much sense.

The plane landed, he stood up with his back to me, and blocked me from getting out of my seat, at this point the WHOLE plane was quiet ready for me to punch this guy out, so I stood up and pushed him back with my back so i could stand up and yelled "Excuse me"....he turned around and tried to stare me down, I looked back at him about to kill him and knew I was drunk and didn't want this to happen, just shock my head and appartently he was making these faces behind my back like he could take me, I just laughed at him, he was about to get off the plane, he was the first one. The door opened and there was the sheriff and half a dozen security officers, he yelled at the sheriff that he wanted to report two young men (Jact and I), the sheriff told him he doesn't give a fuck, cuffed him and dragged him away out of the airport.

So yea, we had a great flight down, but I also wanted to give a shout out to the air transit flight attendants, they handled everything more than great to the point where they satisfied my need to fuck this old asshole up.

Thats my story for the day. Fuck you, you old dying fuck.

Brad Mitchell 08-18-2004 10:47 AM

OMFG what a story! Holy shit, some people are such fucking weirdo losers. Good job on getting his ass arrested!!! May be burn in hell :)

Brad

Elli 08-18-2004 10:48 AM

Holy cow, that's horrible! Some people are just too bitter and jaded. Makes you wonder how he managed to survive that long with those social skills! Glad you and Jact are ok and didn't get in trouble!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-18-2004 10:48 AM

too bad the guy didnt get his ass kicked before he got dragged off in handcuffs... if anyone called my boy a faggot..my kid would have punched him square in the balls and stomped his ass..before i got the chance to..he is a mean little fucker .

Sounds like it was an exciting flight to say the least :thumbsup

JSA Matt 08-18-2004 10:49 AM

Look over there! It's a newly wed gay interracial couple burning the american flag! :1orglaugh

iwantchixx 08-18-2004 10:49 AM

man, I wish jact had a camcorder to record all this for us to see.

Furious_Male 08-18-2004 10:51 AM

Sounds like he was just "set in his ways"

modF 08-18-2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
... Then he started raising his voice to the point ALL of first class could hear him calling me an asshole and a faggot (Implying Jact was with me).
I thought you were too...

Manowar 08-18-2004 10:52 AM

now that would have been funny to see

InsaneMidget 08-18-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by modF
I thought you were too...





Common misconception. You have a few piercings, you must be a faggot.

BradM 08-18-2004 10:53 AM

If I was a cop I would have made sure he "fell down" a few times before they took him away.

McKracken 08-18-2004 10:53 AM

in the spirit of Juicy...

nice, nice, faggish :glugglug

GTS Mark 08-18-2004 10:54 AM

I'm really suprised a sky marshal didn't intervene at the point of possible physical violence on the plane?

We had 2 sky marshals flying back to Toronto with us and I would'nt fuck with them. We flew into Washington for a connection flight to Toronto and there is a very serious rule that you cannot get out of your seat 30 minutes before you land or 30 minutes after you fly out of Washington.

Some chick got up to use the bathroom about 10 minutes after the plane left Washington. The stewardess yelled at her over the microphone, and then later she explained to me that if that lady stood up a second time they would have to divert the plane and emergency land.

They don't fuck around down there after 911.

DH

InsaneMidget 08-18-2004 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I'm really suprised a sky marshal didn't intervene at the point of possible physical violence on the plane?

We had 2 sky marshals flying back to Toronto with us and I would'nt fuck with them.

DH





they said if he would have even touched a flight attendant on the arm the FBI would be involved.

alias 08-18-2004 10:55 AM

damn faggits is everywher

JSA Matt 08-18-2004 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I'm really suprised a sky marshal didn't intervene at the point of possible physical violence on the plane?

We had 2 sky marshals flying back to Toronto with us and I would'nt fuck with them.

DH

I thought those guys were supposed to remain hidden unless absolutely necessary? I havn't been on a plane in years so I wouldn't know...

JUSTB 08-18-2004 10:56 AM

Impressive show of restraint on your part. You should be proud!

C-Bass 08-18-2004 10:57 AM

Hooyah for airmarshalls!!! :thumbsup

InsaneMidget 08-18-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JUSTB
Impressive show of restraint on your part. You should be proud!



Thank you, it's hard to get to me to the point where I'll fight, plus I'm always scared I'd literally kill someone in a fight, not really something I want hanging around my head for the rest of my life.

WarChild 08-18-2004 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Common misconception. You have a few piercings, you must be a faggot.
Or else you're a hardware store. :winkwink:

Bryan Havoc 08-18-2004 11:02 AM

You mean you and jact aren't together :1orglaugh

I'm glad that guy got arrested. Sounds like he deserved it.

crockett 08-18-2004 11:02 AM

lol so AMP was on the flight with you :1orglaugh












lol J/k but couldn't resist

infectd 08-18-2004 11:13 AM

I wish my life was that dramatic sometimes.

cold_ice 08-18-2004 11:21 AM

You should have asked him out on a date.

GTS Mark 08-18-2004 11:29 AM

I hate to break it to you Midget but Jact really is gay :winkwink:

http://www.gallerytrafficservice.com...s/IMG_0197.JPG

DH

Tera 08-18-2004 11:34 AM

Were you on our flight? We saw Shrek 2 and were on Air Transat. I flew in the poor section though ;) The 7.20 PM flight Thursday? There was stuff going on, on all our flights it seems.

lazycash 08-18-2004 11:37 AM

How bizarre, was the guy drinking? Were you and Jact cuddling during the movie? Its one thing to be ignorant in his thinking, but to be so verbally expressive with nothing provoking him is weird. What was his wife's reaction during all of this and when he got arrested?

Sly_RJ 08-18-2004 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Look over there! It's a newly wed gay interracial couple burning the american flag! :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

Watch Family Guy last night?

Phoenix 08-18-2004 11:45 AM

you could have just told him you and Jact were holding hands because you were scared to be away from home and heading to the big city. ;)

InsaneMidget 08-18-2004 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lazycash
How bizarre, was the guy drinking? Were you and Jact cuddling during the movie? Its one thing to be ignorant in his thinking, but to be so verbally expressive with nothing provoking him is weird. What was his wife's reaction during all of this and when he got arrested?



He was drinking yes, we literally did nothing to provoke, he was just a straight up asshole.

His wife was telling him to shut up for half the trip, then she ignored him for th rest.

vidvicious 08-18-2004 11:54 AM

LOL ..After spending some time with you, I believe you let the ol guy off easy .. LOL

was great meeting yah !

Basic_man 08-18-2004 11:57 AM

Pretty insane story !

JSA Matt 08-18-2004 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
:1orglaugh

Watch Family Guy last night?

Every night! 2 hour marathon on Fox tonight :winkwink:

PurrrsianPussyKat 08-18-2004 12:11 PM

So you're trying to say, You can Jact *weren't* really a couple?:eek7

jact 08-18-2004 12:22 PM

Between this, and flying through the hurricane, I must say it was 3 of the most interesting hours of my life. He left a few key details out of his story, but you got the jist I'm sure. It was fun anyhow. :)

BigasMoe 08-18-2004 12:22 PM

You should have chocked him till his fuckin feet bust!!!!!!!!:thumbsup

StuartD 08-18-2004 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I hate to break it to you Midget but Jact really is gay :winkwink:

DH

You got to hell... you go to hell and you die!!!

But first, we gotta party hard one more time :winkwink:

jact 08-18-2004 12:24 PM

From looking at DH's picture and looking at the cocklover in the middle of this picture

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/mia04/hotel/z02570.jpg

I think I must be gay :winkwink:

InsaneMidget 08-18-2004 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vidvicious
LOL ..After spending some time with you, I believe you let the ol guy off easy .. LOL

was great meeting yah !




great meeting you too, I'm sure we'll meet up again.

zzgundamnzz 08-18-2004 12:27 PM

The guy was a tool... you don't shout multiple death threats at the top of your lungs to a bunch of people while flying these days.

I bet you he's going to pay some heavy fines for pulling that shit on an airplane.

escorpio 08-18-2004 12:29 PM

Some people need their asses kicked so fucking bad. It's like they beg for it. You did the right thing not brawling with him on the plane though. Way to self-control. :thumbsup

modF 08-18-2004 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
From looking at DH's picture and looking at the cocklover in the middle of this picture

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/mia04/hotel/z02570.jpg

I think I must be gay :winkwink:

Hmm just think, if I'm gay standing behind you. At least that makes me the pitcher and you the catcher... :)

chase 08-18-2004 12:36 PM

that dying fucker comment made me remember something...
when I was 7 months pregnant, I got into an argument with some old asshole outside of a 7-11...He swore at me for pulling in front of him when he wasn't even on the street yet when I went, but anyway, he called me fat, and I told him I'm pregnant you asshole, so he says I have no right to be pregnant (:eek7 ), and I yell that I'm 26 years old, married, and I have more right to be pregnant that he does to be a dickhead....My parting comment was "You're just pissed off you're gonna die first!"
Felt like running his old ass over.

jact 08-18-2004 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by modF
Hmm just think, if I'm gay standing behind you. At least that makes me the pitcher and you the catcher... :)
Midget was smiling because of where your hand was, don't even try to deny it.

pornstar2pac 08-18-2004 12:38 PM

you guys are very mean

BRISK 08-18-2004 12:40 PM

It's situations like this that make me hate having to go out in public and deal with random people in this world.

SlickCash Brock 08-18-2004 12:43 PM

Dude that is the craziest story i have ever heard...I loved. Good for you and Jact for keeping your cool the best you could. The old fuck wasn't worth it.

Jace 08-18-2004 12:48 PM

holy shit, you have a lot of patience...my wife would have jumped on him and started beating him...she has no patience

nice to see him get arrested though

Jason 08-18-2004 12:48 PM

god.. i would of loved to see that.

DarkJedi 08-18-2004 12:51 PM

Ha Ha !! The old dude was hardcore :thumbsup

I'd love to hear the other side of the story.


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