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Old 08-18-2004, 07:38 AM   #1
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A strange sighting at the supermarket last night

Was in the express check-out lane. In front of me was this attractive, 30-something girl, dressed in conservative business attire. She was buying one item - a six-pack box of ramen noodles.

I always thought ramen was the exclusive province of 20-something, economically-challenged males.
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Old 08-18-2004, 07:47 AM   #2
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did she have an unusually square jaw ?

she may have been a tranny dude
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Old 08-18-2004, 07:49 AM   #3
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Well if you thought about getting with her then she not doubt was a tranny!
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Old 08-18-2004, 07:52 AM   #4
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Are you kidding? I could be a billionaire and would still enjoy my ramen!
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Old 08-18-2004, 07:52 AM   #5
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did she have an unusually square jaw ?

she may have been a tranny dude
no, she was hot and had very feminine features.
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Old 08-18-2004, 07:52 AM   #6
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maybe she likes ramen noodles?
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Old 08-18-2004, 07:54 AM   #7
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Ramen noodles are the most unhealthy 'meal' you can buy.

Its an Asian junkfood. It literally has no nutritional value, its high in sodium, it has no vitamin content, its full of useless carbs.

If you eat Ramen for a week straight you'll start to show signs of mal-nutrition as it literally has nothing that a person needs for dietary health.
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Old 08-18-2004, 07:57 AM   #8
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Was in the express check-out lane. In front of me was this attractive, 30-something girl, dressed in conservative business attire. She was buying one item - a six-pack box of ramen noodles.

I always thought ramen was the exclusive province of 20-something, economically-challenged males.
Maybe she's using the noodles for sex. Don't hate the client, hate the company.
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Old 08-18-2004, 08:26 AM   #9
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Old 08-18-2004, 04:33 PM   #10
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Maybe she was buying food to give to the homeless.
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Old 08-18-2004, 04:58 PM   #11
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Was in the express check-out lane. In front of me was this attractive, 30-something girl, dressed in conservative business attire. She was buying one item - a six-pack box of ramen noodles.

I always thought ramen was the exclusive province of 20-something, economically-challenged males.
Maybe she was one of those stupid bitches that thinks her life is like Sex in the City and she spent all her money on shoes.
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:00 PM   #12
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my step dad is pretty well off and he makes some killer ramen

he buys it at the store in the packages puts veggies in it

some sauces

gots a thai taste to it

ramen is the shit .. can take a 10 cent package and turn it into a fucking pimp meal for like 20$
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:02 PM   #13
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my step dad is pretty well off and he makes some killer ramen

he buys it at the store in the packages puts veggies in it

some sauces

gots a thai taste to it

ramen is the shit .. can take a 10 cent package and turn it into a fucking pimp meal for like 20$
add peas, throw in a chicken or pork boulion cube.. few spices

hell yeah, its a totally differant meal
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:03 PM   #14
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did she have an unusually square jaw ?

she may have been a tranny dude
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:03 PM   #15
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Maybe she was one of those stupid bitches that thinks her life is like Sex in the City and she spent all her money on shoes.
bingo we have a winner

Feel bad for the poor schmuck she gets her claws into to support her Chanel habit.
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:07 PM   #16
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Sadly it is most likely because she never learned how to cook, not saying it is a woman's only role but damn what kinda mother can not cook for her kids?
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:10 PM   #17
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:12 PM   #18
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did u atleast talk to her?
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:16 PM   #19
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Dude, you should have gotten her number. A girl like that you could take to Olive Garden and she will think she is at Four Seasons.
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:33 PM   #20
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some people just like ramen
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