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DarkJedi 08-18-2004 07:38 AM

A strange sighting at the supermarket last night
 
Was in the express check-out lane. In front of me was this attractive, 30-something girl, dressed in conservative business attire. She was buying one item - a six-pack box of ramen noodles.

I always thought ramen was the exclusive province of 20-something, economically-challenged males.

Manowar 08-18-2004 07:47 AM

did she have an unusually square jaw ?

she may have been a tranny dude

BigasMoe 08-18-2004 07:49 AM

Well if you thought about getting with her then she not doubt was a tranny!

mardigras 08-18-2004 07:52 AM

Are you kidding? I could be a billionaire and would still enjoy my ramen! :eatmouse

DarkJedi 08-18-2004 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
did she have an unusually square jaw ?

she may have been a tranny dude

no, she was hot and had very feminine features.

strobi 08-18-2004 07:52 AM

maybe she likes ramen noodles?

DarkJedi 08-18-2004 07:54 AM

Ramen noodles are the most unhealthy 'meal' you can buy.

Its an Asian junkfood. It literally has no nutritional value, its high in sodium, it has no vitamin content, its full of useless carbs.

If you eat Ramen for a week straight you'll start to show signs of mal-nutrition as it literally has nothing that a person needs for dietary health.

NoCarrier 08-18-2004 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Was in the express check-out lane. In front of me was this attractive, 30-something girl, dressed in conservative business attire. She was buying one item - a six-pack box of ramen noodles.

I always thought ramen was the exclusive province of 20-something, economically-challenged males.

Maybe she's using the noodles for sex. Don't hate the client, hate the company.

lazycash 08-18-2004 08:26 AM

Its the breakfast of choice for Ukrainians

Goatse 08-18-2004 04:33 PM

Maybe she was buying food to give to the homeless.

Mr Dickovitch 08-18-2004 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Was in the express check-out lane. In front of me was this attractive, 30-something girl, dressed in conservative business attire. She was buying one item - a six-pack box of ramen noodles.

I always thought ramen was the exclusive province of 20-something, economically-challenged males.

Maybe she was one of those stupid bitches that thinks her life is like Sex in the City and she spent all her money on shoes.

Chris 08-18-2004 05:00 PM

my step dad is pretty well off and he makes some killer ramen

he buys it at the store in the packages puts veggies in it

some sauces

gots a thai taste to it

ramen is the shit .. can take a 10 cent package and turn it into a fucking pimp meal for like 20$

Napolean 08-18-2004 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
my step dad is pretty well off and he makes some killer ramen

he buys it at the store in the packages puts veggies in it

some sauces

gots a thai taste to it

ramen is the shit .. can take a 10 cent package and turn it into a fucking pimp meal for like 20$

add peas, throw in a chicken or pork boulion cube.. few spices

hell yeah, its a totally differant meal :thumbsup

AndrewKanuck 08-18-2004 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
did she have an unusually square jaw ?

she may have been a tranny dude

:1orglaugh

cherrylula 08-18-2004 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Dickovitch
Maybe she was one of those stupid bitches that thinks her life is like Sex in the City and she spent all her money on shoes.
bingo we have a winner :1orglaugh

Feel bad for the poor schmuck she gets her claws into to support her Chanel habit.

jade_dragon 08-18-2004 05:07 PM

Sadly it is most likely because she never learned how to cook, not saying it is a woman's only role but damn what kinda mother can not cook for her kids?

m4rk4s 08-18-2004 05:10 PM

stalker

wdsguy 08-18-2004 06:12 PM

did u atleast talk to her?

PatrickKing 08-18-2004 06:16 PM

Dude, you should have gotten her number. A girl like that you could take to Olive Garden and she will think she is at Four Seasons.

korzon 08-18-2004 06:33 PM

some people just like ramen


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