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08-18-2004, 12:16 AM
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me."
The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine" |
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08-18-2004, 12:17 AM
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hahaha kinda sad but funny
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08-18-2004, 12:23 AM
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Good joke. I can't tell it to my wife though without getting put in the dog house.
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08-18-2004, 12:49 AM
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heh heh
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08-18-2004, 12:54 AM
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08-18-2004, 12:57 AM
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I liked that joke....a little bit too much than I should.
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08-18-2004, 01:17 AM
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LOL... that's a funny one!
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08-18-2004, 01:22 AM
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LOL Good one!
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08-18-2004, 01:28 AM
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That was a good one Bdjuf, i am afraid not too many on gfy would understand it right away. Like AaronM says, " The sheeps think pretty slowly nowadays."
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08-18-2004, 01:55 AM
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hehe, some good jokes being posted lately
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08-18-2004, 01:56 AM
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08-18-2004, 01:58 AM
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thats a good one, hadnt heard it before |
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08-18-2004, 02:01 AM
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lol I know this one, but really forgot it...thanks for the refresh
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08-18-2004, 02:58 AM
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08-18-2004, 03:07 AM
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thank you for the morning laughs |
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08-18-2004, 03:08 AM
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I'd like to see that one as a Naked Joke.
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08-18-2004, 03:10 AM
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funny
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08-18-2004, 03:47 AM
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he has a point though |
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08-18-2004, 04:09 AM
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heh that one is pretty good.
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08-18-2004, 05:16 AM
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hehe
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