joke (joke) [joke]
 

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me."

The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"

hahaha kinda sad but funny

Good joke. I can't tell it to my wife though without getting put in the dog house.

heh heh

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I liked that joke....a little bit too much than I should.

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LOL... that's a funny one! :thumbsup

LOL Good one!

That was a good one Bdjuf, i am afraid not too many on gfy would understand it right away. Like AaronM says, " The sheeps think pretty slowly nowadays."


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hehe, some good jokes being posted lately :glugglug

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:1orglaugh thats a good one, hadnt heard it before

lol I know this one, but really forgot it...thanks for the refresh :)

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thank you for the morning laughs

I'd like to see that one as a Naked Joke. :2 cents:

funny :)

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he has a point though :1orglaugh

heh that one is pretty good. :1orglaugh

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