Things you'll never hear a black person say - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:01 AM

"I'm sorry I bumped into you, sir"

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:02 AM

"Kind sir, please let me know if my car stereo is too loud. I will be happy to turn it down if you find the noise distracting."

The Truth Hurts · 09-20-2003, 03:02 AM

Can I have some more mayonnaise, please?

KaLi · 09-20-2003, 03:02 AM

"I'm white"

RedBumper · 09-20-2003, 03:03 AM

"They let me in"

lil2rich4u2 · 09-20-2003, 03:03 AM

"rap sucks"

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:04 AM

"Which way to the classical music CDs?"

"Son, hold that candy wrapper until you see a litter basket."

The Truth Hurts · 09-20-2003, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
"rap sucks"

heard it.

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:05 AM

Oops, the light's turning green. Let me run across the sidewalk so that I dont cause any inconvenience to people driving.

Voodoo · 09-20-2003, 03:07 AM

"I need to get a job." hehe... j/k

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:07 AM

Excuse me sir.. you dropped your wallet

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:08 AM

I realize that me and my family are being asked to leave this restaurant because we were being loud and obnoxious, not because of any sort of racism.

I appologize for my behaviour.

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:10 AM

I don't need no reparations.

ldinternet · 09-20-2003, 03:10 AM

"I worked for it".

couldn't resist, ehehe.

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:11 AM

"I've been coding for six hours. Pizza's on me!"

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:12 AM

"Checkmate"

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:13 AM

Honey, lets get a fence. The dog might get uncomfortable on a chain like that. And we DON"T want him wandering around the neighborhood.

The Truth Hurts · 09-20-2003, 03:14 AM

Would you please be quiet, I'm trying to watch this movie.

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:15 AM

OJ was guilty.

Gunni · 09-20-2003, 03:16 AM

racists

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:16 AM

"I think the term Motherfucker is very offensive. I never use it."

Voodoo · 09-20-2003, 03:17 AM

"Let's wait on having kids until we can afford to give them a good life, and put them through college".

RedBumper · 09-20-2003, 03:17 AM

"holy father"

marcu5 · 09-20-2003, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
"Checkmate"

i'll challenge you to a game of chess right now via yahoo? game?

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:26 AM

Sorry I can't chat - I've got to get back to work.

marcu5 · 09-20-2003, 03:27 AM

fair enough.

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marcu5

i'll challenge you to a game of chess right now via yahoo? game?

I'd gladly accept your chalenge, but Yahoo games don't work for me for some reason. Some kind of applet fails to load

RedBumper · 09-20-2003, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
"I'm sorry I bumped into you, sir"

"I'm sorry" - Period

quiet · 09-20-2003, 03:28 AM

speaking of chess, any other good places to play, besides yahoo?

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:30 AM

"Actually, none of my family members are is jail."

Maru · 09-20-2003, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi

Checkmate

http://www.thechessdrum.net/

TheEbonyFelony · 09-20-2003, 03:34 AM

i love ignorant people

Maru · 09-20-2003, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

speaking of chess, any other good places to play, besides yahoo?

http://www.chessgames.com/chesshelp.html#howtoplay

I've heard good things about www.GameKnot.com

VanHeusen · 09-20-2003, 03:39 AM

"I graduated high school"

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEbonyFelony
i love ignorant people

Man, dont be mad. We were not talking about you.

Tylo · 09-20-2003, 03:40 AM

quiet · 09-20-2003, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maru

http://www.chessgames.com/chesshelp.html#howtoplay

I've heard good things about www.GameKnot.com

nice link

DeadFidel · 09-20-2003, 03:50 AM

My Social Seurity check is twice the amount as usual, better call them and tell them about the error.

Can I please have extra paper, the line reads, "convictions" for the past 5 years....

Sorry, I forgot to mail the check, here is my credit card number.

How about "Debbie" if is a girl, and "Jonathon" if it's a boy?

I just hate Opra, don't you?

Odin88 · 09-20-2003, 04:08 AM

'Hi, I am just inquiring about the help wanted sign out front'

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 04:17 AM

"Hi, Im Dr.Jones, pleased to meet you sir"

Lickshots · 09-20-2003, 06:13 AM

"I don't have baby mama drama."

SuperVillain · 09-20-2003, 06:30 AM

"The white mans not holding me down, I'm just lazy"

SENSEX · 09-20-2003, 06:35 AM

"the child support payment is in the mail"

<IMX> · 09-20-2003, 08:33 AM

"I don't like to fuck white women in the ass"

<IMX> · 09-20-2003, 08:34 AM

"Sorry for dunking on you and hanging my massive cock in your face"

sweet7 · 09-20-2003, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEbonyFelony
i love ignorant people

lol didn't you start this thread?

Topic: things you'll never hear whitey say

ytcracker · 09-20-2003, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maru

http://www.thechessdrum.net/

africans from africa are really pretty nice. not so much south africa, for obvious reasons.

every african african i ever met was cool and didn't have a chip on their shoulder. good at soccer too. i think its just america where we are so racist.

then again, im not very well traveled.

brand0n · 09-20-2003, 08:41 AM

yes, i am the father

KRL · 09-20-2003, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Excuse me sir.. you dropped your wallet

LOL, I had a black woman yell to me "your wallet" as I walked away from a cashier and had left it on the counter.

brand0n · 09-20-2003, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

LOL, I had a black woman yell to me "your wallet" as I walked away from a cashier and had left it on the counter.

she was on tape

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	I realize that me and my family are being asked to leave this restaurant because we were being loud and obnoxious, not because of any sort of racism. I appologize for my behaviour.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	I don't need no reparations.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	"I've been coding for six hours. Pizza's on me!"

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	"Checkmate"

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	OJ was guilty.

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