Things you'll never hear a black person say
 

"I'm sorry I bumped into you, sir"

"Kind sir, please let me know if my car stereo is too loud. I will be happy to turn it down if you find the noise distracting."

Can I have some more mayonnaise, please?

"I'm white" :thumbsup

"They let me in"

"rap sucks"

"Which way to the classical music CDs?"

"Son, hold that candy wrapper until you see a litter basket."

heard it.

Oops, the light's turning green. Let me run across the sidewalk so that I dont cause any inconvenience to people driving.

"I need to get a job." hehe... j/k

Excuse me sir.. you dropped your wallet

I realize that me and my family are being asked to leave this restaurant because we were being loud and obnoxious, not because of any sort of racism.

I appologize for my behaviour.

I don't need no reparations.

"I worked for it".


couldn't resist, ehehe. :321GFY :glugglug

"I've been coding for six hours. Pizza's on me!"

"Checkmate"


:1orglaugh

Honey, lets get a fence. The dog might get uncomfortable on a chain like that. And we DON"T want him wandering around the neighborhood.

Would you please be quiet, I'm trying to watch this movie.

OJ was guilty.

racists

"I think the term Motherfucker is very offensive. I never use it."

"Let's wait on having kids until we can afford to give them a good life, and put them through college".

"holy father"

i'll challenge you to a game of chess right now via yahoo? game?

Sorry I can't chat - I've got to get back to work.

fair enough.:glugglug

I'd gladly accept your chalenge, but Yahoo games don't work for me for some reason. Some kind of applet fails to load :(

"I'm sorry" - Period :)

speaking of chess, any other good places to play, besides yahoo?

"Actually, none of my family members are is jail."

i love ignorant people

http://www.chessgames.com/chesshelp.html#howtoplay

I've heard good things about www.GameKnot.com

"I graduated high school"

Man, dont be mad. We were not talking about you.

:eek7

nice link :)

My Social Seurity check is twice the amount as usual, better call them and tell them about the error.

Can I please have extra paper, the line reads, "convictions" for the past 5 years....

Sorry, I forgot to mail the check, here is my credit card number.

How about "Debbie" if is a girl, and "Jonathon" if it's a boy?

I just hate Opra, don't you?

'Hi, I am just inquiring about the help wanted sign out front'

"Hi, Im Dr.Jones, pleased to meet you sir"

"I don't have baby mama drama."

"The white mans not holding me down, I'm just lazy"

"the child support payment is in the mail"

"I don't like to fuck white women in the ass"

"Sorry for dunking on you and hanging my massive cock in your face"

lol didn't you start this thread?

Topic: things you'll never hear whitey say

africans from africa are really pretty nice. not so much south africa, for obvious reasons.

every african african i ever met was cool and didn't have a chip on their shoulder. good at soccer too. i think its just america where we are so racist.

then again, im not very well traveled.

yes, i am the father

LOL, I had a black woman yell to me "your wallet" as I walked away from a cashier and had left it on the counter.

she was on tape