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nap · 09-20-2003, 08:42 AM

you forgot

"i apologize 'white guy' for intimidating you your entire life. maybe if your women didn't worship my every move we could have a better understanding of each other, but hey, white bitches love black cock."

puresexnow · 09-20-2003, 08:56 AM

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rooster · 09-20-2003, 08:57 AM

"wheres my work boots"

Matt 26z · 09-20-2003, 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Would you please be quiet, I'm trying to watch this movie.

LOL! Oh mah gawd! I went to a "black theater" once, and they talked almost the entire time.

It wasn't even an action movie or anything. It was a low key drama.

brand0n · 09-20-2003, 09:10 AM

i dont care what everyone thinks, im going to work hard for everything in my life, get it the honest way, and not blame anyone but myself for my shortcommings

Mr Pheer · 09-20-2003, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nap
you forgot

"i apologize 'white guy' for intimidating you your entire life. maybe if your women didn't worship my every move we could have a better understanding of each other, but hey, white bitches love black cock."

intimidating?

i must be missing something
explain please?

MuleScrote · 09-20-2003, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by sweet7

lol didn't you start this thread?

Topic: things you'll never hear whitey say

WicKed NinJas · 09-20-2003, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer

intimidating?

i must be missing something
explain please?

I agree, please explain, what is intemidating about someone who doesnt work, doesnt take care of his kids and cant even spell his own name?

You wont ever hear this:

"I better get off my lazy ass or I will be late for work."

"Im gonna get off welfare and get a job."

Jimbo · 09-20-2003, 11:01 AM

"that ass is huge"

badmunchkin · 09-20-2003, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
"Let's wait on having kids until we can afford to give them a good life, and put them through college".

badmunchkin · 09-20-2003, 11:04 AM

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

TheEbonyFelony · 09-20-2003, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Jimbo
"that ass is huge"

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PM2 · 09-20-2003, 11:14 AM

"honey, since we're on a busy sidewalk don't you think we should walk a bit faster?"

"The line here is pretty long, maybe I should count my wide assortment of change before getting to the cashier to pay for my philly's blunt"

nap · 09-20-2003, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WicKed NinJas

I agree, please explain, what is intemidating about someone who doesnt work, doesnt take care of his kids and cant even spell his own name?

You wont ever hear this:

"I better get off my lazy ass or I will be late for work."

"Im gonna get off welfare and get a job."

i must have struck a nerve.

no need to explain what you already know but just don't want to accept.

i don't know what types of black people you all associate yourselves with but you are the company you keep. the majority of the black people i know(college students) are getting plenty of laughs reading this post, so please continue showing us(my college friends and i) how ignorant you all are.

TheEbonyFelony · 09-20-2003, 11:23 AM

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'i can dance'

'i have black friends,and i dont count them'

NoCarrier · 09-20-2003, 11:31 AM

"Mom, can I go play in the coton field?"

rooster · 09-20-2003, 12:05 PM

"wait, I need to put a condom on"

"i do"

"this piece of watermelon is too big"

"where do i send my child support check"

Mr Pheer · 09-20-2003, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nap

i must have struck a nerve.

no need to explain what you already know but just don't want to accept.

i don't know what types of black people you all associate yourselves with but you are the company you keep. the majority of the black people i know(college students) are getting plenty of laughs reading this post, so please continue showing us(my college friends and i) how ignorant you all are.

Seriously, please explain why you think I would be intimidated by a black man

Mike Tyson, sure
but the average black man? Why would I be intimidated?

Jimbo · 09-20-2003, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer

Seriously, please explain why you think I would be intimidated by a black man

Mike Tyson, sure
but the average black man? Why would I be intimidated?

they have bigger penis dude!

DearAbby · 09-20-2003, 12:58 PM

Do ******s really have bigger cocks?

nosey · 09-20-2003, 01:05 PM

nap · 09-20-2003, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer

Seriously, please explain why you think I would be intimidated by a black man

Mike Tyson, sure
but the average black man? Why would I be intimidated?

the average black man? i have no reason why you would be intimidated by a black man, but in my personal experience any time i'm walking through one of my local malls white people either A) put their heads down and walk by, B) more completly to the other side of the floor, C) stop like a deer in head lights.

instead of intimidated i should have just said scared huh?

DarkJedi · 09-20-2003, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by DearAbby
Do ******s really have bigger cocks?

You are crossing the line.
No need to insult GFY patrons.

Mr Pheer · 09-20-2003, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nap

the average black man? i have no reason why you would be intimidated by a black man, but in my personal experience any time i'm walking through one of my local malls white people either A) put their heads down and walk by, B) more completly to the other side of the floor, C) stop like a deer in head lights.

instead of intimidated i should have just said scared huh?

Do you wear orange overalls that say "INMATE" on the back when you go to the mall?

Seriously man I've never seen anything like you described
When I'm in public I pretty much ignore everyone. Unless eye contact is made, then I may ask "How are you?" and keep walking because I dont really care how they are, black or white.

nap · 09-20-2003, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer

Do you wear orange overalls that say "INMATE" on the back when you go to the mall?

Seriously man I've never seen anything like you described
When I'm in public I pretty much ignore everyone. Unless eye contact is made, then I may ask "How are you?" and keep walking because I dont really care how they are, black or white.

i usually wear baggy pants along with an Oklahoma university Shirt/jersey(the college i attend) while out in public.

whenever i do make eye contact with white people the majority look down at the ground or completly off into space. those people i go out of my way to speak to them

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Dildozer · 09-20-2003, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nap

i usually wear baggy pants along with an Oklahoma university Shirt/jersey(the college i attend) while out in public.

whenever i do make eye contact with white people the majority look down at the ground or completly off into space. those people i go out of my way to speak to them

"Sir, do you have pants that are a bit less baggy, i wouldn't want to look like a complete idiot."

bringer · 09-20-2003, 03:54 PM

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"i dont want hotsauce on that"
"i know who my daddy is"
"im going to finish highschool"
"i always use condoms because im not ready to be a responsable father yet"
"i wont complain about white people saying ****** because i say it all the time"

Odin88 · 09-20-2003, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nap

i usually wear baggy pants along with an Oklahoma university Shirt/jersey(the college i attend) while out in public.

whenever i do make eye contact with white people the majority look down at the ground or completly off into space. those people i go out of my way to speak to them

I know why! It's because they fear your super-high negro intellect, the high fashion of your baggy, filthy "pants," and are generally intimidated by your uber-blackness and all that it stands for. White people always were inferior little monkeys, weren't they? After all, it was the black race that stood for 80% of this world's technologies and discoveries, while the White race just hung around and wasn't even able to produce food for it's people or build proper homes to live in. Oh wait, am I mixing things up again? Well, if it was the black race that just hung around being worthless since the day it was created it can be blamed on high level oppression conspirations by the evil White race, even before "the White man" even knew humans with black skin, neanderthal-like build, and a superior ability to blame others existed.

O2

natas · 09-20-2003, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by AllisonWonderland
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BlueDesignStudios · 09-20-2003, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by AllisonWonderland
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Haha I haven't been to this website for years but it's still just as funny as the first time I went!

XxXotic · 09-20-2003, 07:52 PM

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nap · 09-20-2003, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer

"Sir, do you have pants that are a bit less baggy, i wouldn't want to look like a complete idiot."

and you are who to talk about fashion?

nap · 09-20-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odin88

I know why! It's because they fear your super-high negro intellect, the high fashion of your baggy, filthy "pants," and are generally intimidated by your uber-blackness and all that it stands for. White people always were inferior little monkeys, weren't they? After all, it was the black race that stood for 80% of this world's technologies and discoveries, while the White race just hung around and wasn't even able to produce food for it's people or build proper homes to live in. Oh wait, am I mixing things up again? Well, if it was the black race that just hung around being worthless since the day it was created it can be blamed on high level oppression conspirations by the evil White race, even before "the White man" even knew humans with black skin, neanderthal-like build, and a superior ability to blame others existed.

O2

hum, too much bullshit in your reply to go through so i will single out the dumbest. 80% of the worlds technologies/discoveries are by whites?

tulup · 09-20-2003, 08:08 PM

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"hello officer i apolijise i was going over the posted speed limit"
"20's look like shit on an suv"
"honey i better not buy that platinum chain we need to save our money for food and rent this month even though it is a great deal"

brizzad · 09-20-2003, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
Honey, lets get a fence. The dog might get uncomfortable on a chain like that. And we DON"T want him wandering around the neighborhood.

so true
my black neighbors let their dogs run all over the fucking place

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DarkJedi · 08-18-2004, 06:02 AM

some more:

Can I ASK you a question?

Hey fellas! Let's go yachting!

I'm saving myself for marriage.

That's bitch's ass is too big.

I'm laying off the fried chicken, because it makes you fat and stupid.

Only assholes hang out on the corner.

Without white people, our lives would be much harder.

Goldschlager is so garish, perhaps I'll just have some Perrier.

Screw video games! I'm doing some math homework instead.

What is this "Basketball" you speak of?

my name is xxxx xxxx the third.

20-inch wheels are far too big, and reduce ride quality

could you please keep it down, I'm trying to watch the movie.

Let's put that old sofa in the trash instead of on our porch

Yes sir, officer.

No we can't, we don't have any condoms.

Stole my Xbox? Bah.. let him keep it.

Let's go skiing!

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ldinternet · 08-18-2004, 06:09 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
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DarkJedi · 08-18-2004, 06:14 AM

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DarkJedi · 08-18-2004, 06:20 AM

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psili · 08-18-2004, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
"Let's wait on having kids until we can afford to give them a good life, and put them through college".

Wait a minute while I slip on this condom before we make love.

Odin88 · 08-18-2004, 06:32 AM

This post is olddd. On the issue on intimidation though (was a mate replying before with my account - O2) I can be totally honest and say in my experience there are a bunch of White people who do act 'intimidated' when they encounter people staring them down. I generally find, in my experience with mates anyway, that it is not because they are scared of the person who is staring them down but rather they don't care to cause any trouble.

When you are working a 9-5 job, or studying at school, and just living your life and trying to get ahead, when someone stares you down in the street White people tend to generally save themselves the trouble by looking the other way, rather than staring back (perhaps some are scared, but of some of the people I have known to do that many are great fighters when required). I guess they often assume also that whena 40 year old mum is starring at them it is not because she is looking for a fight, rather than a black who is dressed up like a monkey gangster for example.

Myself, I have come to that stage too. As a kid (keeping in mind I am only soon to turn 20) I was pretty damn violent. If someone would look at me I would turn it into a fight on the spot. I especially took this approach when Arabs, etc looked at me (note we only have a handful of Africans here thankfully) as I knew they assumed they could disrespect most Anglo-Australian's and not face any issues. Now though, I don't see the point so much. If someone where really trying to start a fight with me, sure I'd still want to step up, but I no longer seek to fight at all. There are more important things in life than constantly proving yourself by punching on with nobodies who might look at you for a second.

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