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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Damn Mexican With Balloon Bouquet scared the shit outta me and my girl
I was taking a fucking shower.
Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed. I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs. come to find out, a damn mexican selling those silver "birthday-style" baloons got a whole bouquette of them caught in the electric wires outside and made a few powerlines cross, very startling. fucking idiots ruined my shower.
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I need a beer
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? the car runs by and hides under my bed
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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God is Brazilian
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lol
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I thought something exploded, it was loud. Scary that some stupid balloons caused something so extreme.
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Should have snapped a few shots - Would have bought them from you for one of my balloon fetish sites!
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lol
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WW4L
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Richest man in Babylon
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that story kinda got me hard....
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Bon temps!
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I was taking a fucking shower. Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed. I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs. come to find out, a damn mexican selling those silver "birthday-style" baloons got a whole bouquette of them caught in the electric wires outside and made a few powerlines cross, very startling. fucking idiots ruined my shower. [/QUOTE Americans are born scared |
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Why do I have a boner?
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lol
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Hey man, violent explosive sounds about twenty feet away at most, and the entire house lit up with blinding white bursts of light. Yeah it was scary for a few seconds.
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They should get rid of those dam mexicans forever
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ROFL . Was there any electricity problem ?
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