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Old 08-15-2004, 10:55 AM   #1
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Damn Mexican With Balloon Bouquet scared the shit outta me and my girl

I was taking a fucking shower.

Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed.

I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.

come to find out, a damn mexican selling those silver "birthday-style" baloons got a whole bouquette of them caught in the electric wires outside and made a few powerlines cross, very startling.

fucking idiots ruined my shower.
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Old 08-15-2004, 10:57 AM   #2
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Old 08-15-2004, 10:58 AM   #3
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? the car runs by and hides under my bed
i had that typo fixed before you posted this ;)
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Old 08-15-2004, 10:59 AM   #4
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Old 08-15-2004, 11:02 AM   #5
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Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.
I'm so horny
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Old 08-15-2004, 11:02 AM   #6
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I thought something exploded, it was loud. Scary that some stupid balloons caused something so extreme.
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Old 08-15-2004, 11:14 AM   #7
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Should have snapped a few shots - Would have bought them from you for one of my balloon fetish sites!
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Old 08-15-2004, 11:28 AM   #8
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Should have snapped a few shots - Would have bought them from you for one of my balloon fetish sites!
attack of the killer balloons? is that a fetish?
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Old 08-15-2004, 01:16 PM   #9
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I was taking a fucking shower.

Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed.

I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.

thread no good without pics!!
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Old 08-15-2004, 02:07 PM   #10
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I'm getting this tattoed on my ass.
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Old 08-15-2004, 02:09 PM   #11
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that story kinda got me hard....
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Old 08-15-2004, 03:29 PM   #12
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attack of the killer balloons? is that a fetish?
Horny balloons just waiting to explode for you!
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:39 PM   #13
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I was taking a fucking shower.

Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed.

I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.

come to find out, a damn mexican selling those silver "birthday-style" baloons got a whole bouquette of them caught in the electric wires outside and made a few powerlines cross, very startling.

fucking idiots ruined my shower.
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:43 PM   #14
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:44 PM   #15
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Hey man, violent explosive sounds about twenty feet away at most, and the entire house lit up with blinding white bursts of light. Yeah it was scary for a few seconds.
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:49 PM   #16
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:51 PM   #17
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They should get rid of those dam mexicans forever
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Old 08-16-2004, 12:52 PM   #18
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Damn wheres the link... I need to signup!
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Old 08-16-2004, 02:53 PM   #19
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ROFL . Was there any electricity problem ?
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