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Damn Mexican With Balloon Bouquet scared the shit outta me and my girl
I was taking a fucking shower.
Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed.
I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.
come to find out, a damn mexican selling those silver "birthday-style" baloons got a whole bouquette of them caught in the electric wires outside and made a few powerlines cross, very startling.
fucking idiots ruined my shower.
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