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Fletch XXX 08-15-2004 10:55 AM

Damn Mexican With Balloon Bouquet scared the shit outta me and my girl
 
I was taking a fucking shower.

Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed.

I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.

come to find out, a damn mexican selling those silver "birthday-style" baloons got a whole bouquette of them caught in the electric wires outside and made a few powerlines cross, very startling.

fucking idiots ruined my shower.

Spunky 08-15-2004 10:57 AM

? the car runs by and hides under my bed:)

Fletch XXX 08-15-2004 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
? the car runs by and hides under my bed:)
i had that typo fixed before you posted this ;)

Magg 08-15-2004 10:59 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jer 08-15-2004 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.
I'm so horny :winkwink:

cherrylula 08-15-2004 11:02 AM

I thought something exploded, it was loud. Scary that some stupid balloons caused something so extreme.

HarlotCash Dyker 08-15-2004 11:14 AM

Should have snapped a few shots - Would have bought them from you for one of my balloon fetish sites!

cherrylula 08-15-2004 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker
Should have snapped a few shots - Would have bought them from you for one of my balloon fetish sites!
attack of the killer balloons? is that a fetish? :1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-15-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I was taking a fucking shower.

Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed.

I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.


thread no good without pics!! :1orglaugh

Shoplifter 08-15-2004 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
? the car runs by and hides under my bed:)
I'm getting this tattoed on my ass.

p1mpdogg 08-15-2004 02:09 PM

that story kinda got me hard....

mardigras 08-15-2004 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
attack of the killer balloons? is that a fetish? :1orglaugh
Horny balloons just waiting to explode for you!
CLICK HERE for free tour!

EviLSuperstaR 08-16-2004 12:39 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I was taking a fucking shower.

Feeling the nice water run down my smooth and calling young body. All of a sudden i start hearing loud popping sounds (really loud) sounds like multiple explosions, the lights starts flickering on and off, my dog starts barking, i jump out open the door, lights are flashing in my whole place. the cat runs by and hides under my bed.

I enter living room named, with water dripping off my tight butt cheeks and running down my welcoming legs.

come to find out, a damn mexican selling those silver "birthday-style" baloons got a whole bouquette of them caught in the electric wires outside and made a few powerlines cross, very startling.

fucking idiots ruined my shower.
[/QUOTE

Americans are born scared

BRISK 08-16-2004 12:43 PM

Why do I have a boner?

cherrylula 08-16-2004 12:44 PM

Hey man, violent explosive sounds about twenty feet away at most, and the entire house lit up with blinding white bursts of light. Yeah it was scary for a few seconds. :1orglaugh

SetTheWorldonFire 08-16-2004 12:49 PM

They should get rid of those dam mexicans forever :BangBang:

QuaWee 08-16-2004 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
They should get rid of those dam mexicans forever :BangBang:
ignorant sob...

zzgundamnzz 08-16-2004 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
Horny balloons just waiting to explode for you!
CLICK HERE for free tour!

Damn wheres the link... I need to signup! :Graucho

Doctor Dre 08-16-2004 02:53 PM

ROFL . Was there any electricity problem ?


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