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05-28-2001, 11:13 AM
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Why do men masturbate in front of a mirror?
Cause objects in mirror are larger than they appear.
I got that from a movie I saw yesterday "What women wants" and thought I share it with you peeps. |
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05-28-2001, 11:16 AM
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Rice Master = Russian?
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05-28-2001, 11:28 AM
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I would've guessed Asian or some guy who doesn't like Asians
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05-28-2001, 11:35 AM
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Azn-Pride
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05-28-2001, 12:32 PM
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same here, azn pride worldwide
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05-28-2001, 12:44 PM
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Location: Oregun
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Im half Asian...
so I sort of have Azn-Pride As for the mirror thing...I just like to watch myself! [This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 05-28-2001).] |
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05-28-2001, 01:02 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico
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I want mirrors for my ceiling =O)
------------------ Peace will come, just kill them all... |
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05-28-2001, 01:13 PM
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Keyboard Warrior
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: One of the outer rings of Hell
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AZN-Pride... Is that a code word? =o)
Pinoy, true and true. Why the Hell would you want to watch yourself? =o) |
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05-28-2001, 03:30 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Langley, BC, Canada
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well i dont watch myself.. but if i have sex with my girlfriend i wouldnt mind some mirrors around me and looking what im doing at different positons..
btw anthony u went to west coast webmasters ? and got icq? im from vancovuer area too.. so fire me a message at 12725174 or email [email protected] |
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05-28-2001, 04:05 PM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Location: The Valley
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I'm married to an asian. So I guess I have asian pride.
Asian girls are their own fetish An entire race and culture of girls that men the world over, lust after. Ebony and Latina are catching up. |
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05-28-2001, 04:08 PM
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Oh hell yeah... there's some damn pretty hot asian girls out there...
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05-28-2001, 04:19 PM
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God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
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Heheh. Kush, I'm totally partial to the Brazilian girls
Did you tried that ?  Jer |
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05-28-2001, 04:34 PM
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Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico
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Quote:
You talking to me? ------------------ Peace will come, just kill them all... |
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05-28-2001, 04:38 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Magic Mirror --
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05-28-2001, 06:20 PM
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HAHAHAHAAHAH omg HAHAHAAHAHA omg =O)
that was some funny shit CDsmith =o) ------------------ Peace will come, just kill them all... |
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05-28-2001, 08:36 PM
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CDSmith
lmao! that was hillarious! I didn't see that coming! --------------- http://www.smutcash.com |
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12-21-2003, 01:38 AM
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Too old to care
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Lensman is a hypocrite
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