Why do men masturbate in front of a mirror?
 

Cause objects in mirror are larger than they appear.

I got that from a movie I saw yesterday "What women wants" and thought I share it with you peeps.

Rice Master = Russian?

I would've guessed Asian or some guy who doesn't like Asians http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Azn-Pride

same here, azn pride worldwide

Im half Asian...

so I sort of have Azn-Pride http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


As for the mirror thing...I just like to watch myself!



[This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 05-28-2001).]

I want mirrors for my ceiling =O)

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AZN-Pride... Is that a code word? =o)

Pinoy, true and true.

Why the Hell would you want to watch yourself?

=o)

well i dont watch myself.. but if i have sex with my girlfriend i wouldnt mind some mirrors around me and looking what im doing at different positons..

btw anthony u went to west coast webmasters ?
and got icq? im from vancovuer area too.. so fire me a message at 12725174 or email [email protected]

I'm married to an asian. So I guess I have asian pride.

Asian girls are their own fetish http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
An entire race and culture of girls that men the world over, lust after.

Ebony and Latina are catching up. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Oh hell yeah... there's some damn pretty hot asian girls out there...
Of course I'm kinda partial to the Brazilian girls http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Heheh. Kush, I'm totally partial to the Brazilian girls http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Did you tried that ? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Jer

You talking to me?


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Magic Mirror --

Wife stops by an interesting-looking little shoppe, and the salesguy tells her the mirror she is looking at is a magic mirror.
"Yes, just ask for what you desire most in rhyming verse, and you shall have it"
She takes it home, and hangs it on the back of the bathroom door. She strips naked, then turns to the mirror and says "Mirror-Mirror on the door, make my tits size 44"
Nothing happens for a few seconds, but just as disappointment was setting in, her tits suddenly grew from the sagging wrinkled bags they were to lovely firm hooters. She nearly came right there from the joy of it all.

Later, her husband came home from work, and upon seeing the amazing changes in his wife, he asks...."how??"
She tells him, and he is so amazed and dumbfounded, he runs into the bathroom, stands in front of the mirror and yells "MIRROR MIRROR ON THE DOOR, MAKE MY COCK TOUCH THE FLOOR!!"

...and it fell off.
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HAHAHAHAAHAH omg HAHAHAAHAHA omg =O)

that was some funny shit CDsmith =o)

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lmao! that was hillarious! I didn't see that coming!
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