Magic Mirror --
Wife stops by an interesting-looking little shoppe, and the salesguy tells her the mirror she is looking at is a magic mirror.
"Yes, just ask for what you desire most in rhyming verse, and you shall have it"
She takes it home, and hangs it on the back of the bathroom door. She strips naked, then turns to the mirror and says "Mirror-Mirror on the door, make my tits size 44"
Nothing happens for a few seconds, but just as disappointment was setting in, her tits suddenly grew from the sagging wrinkled bags they were to lovely firm hooters. She nearly came right there from the joy of it all.
Later, her husband came home from work, and upon seeing the amazing changes in his wife, he asks...."how??"
She tells him, and he is so amazed and dumbfounded, he runs into the bathroom, stands in front of the mirror and yells "MIRROR MIRROR ON THE DOOR, MAKE MY COCK TOUCH THE FLOOR!!"
...and it fell off.
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