How to OWN the girl you love that just dumped you (IM LOG) - GoFuckYourself.com

ProjectPat · 08-11-2004, 09:23 PM

ProjectPat: since you've already made me look foolish enough
ProjectPat: you win, i get the point that our relationship lost it's romance and spark
ProjectPat: i give up on you forever from the bottom of my heart
ProjectPat: dont call me when you realize i only said what i said and did what i did because of how strongly i loved you
ProjectPat: you wont ever find a guy who cared this much about you
ProjectPat: i think i just realized who made the mistake

step 2) avoid/ignore her until the day she comes crawling back or until i die without her

candyflip · 08-11-2004, 09:23 PM

ProjectPat = Creative = 187 = Pad

neewwman · 08-11-2004, 09:25 PM

You don't need some dame hanging from your gun arm.

candyflip · 08-11-2004, 09:25 PM

Oh...and how exactly did you own her? You're the crying bitch in that scenario.

=^..^= · 08-11-2004, 09:25 PM

that wont work - girls just laugh at that shit

brizzad · 08-11-2004, 09:27 PM

this thread is gay

i came here to see someone get owned

psyko514 · 08-11-2004, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProjectPat
ProjectPat: since you've already made me look foolish enough
ProjectPat: you win, i get the point that our relationship lost it's romance and spark
ProjectPat: i give up on you forever from the bottom of my heart
ProjectPat: dont call me when you realize i only said what i said and did what i did because of how strongly i loved you
ProjectPat: you wont ever find a guy who cared this much about you
ProjectPat: i think i just realized who made the mistake

step 2) avoid/ignore her until the day she comes crawling back or until i die without her

so he wears the skirt and you wear the pants in the relationship?

fucktard.

PenisFace · 08-11-2004, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
ProjectPat = Creative = 187 = Pad

If thats the case, he's got no idea what love is. He's how old? 18?

(And I'm one to talk, I'm only 19, but at least I don't run around going on about how much I love someone when my nuts have yet to drop)

Doctor Dre · 08-11-2004, 09:27 PM

Hrmm I don't see hos that's much of owning .

candyflip · 08-11-2004, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
this thread is gay

i came here to see someone get owned

He got dumped and is crying like a little bitch. If that's not "owned" I don't know what is.

woj · 08-11-2004, 09:30 PM

you forgot to paste the part of the log where you owned her....

PenisFace · 08-11-2004, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by woj
you forgot to paste the part of the log where you owned her....

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 08-11-2004, 09:31 PM

This would be ownage....

ProjectPat: Maybe now I can find a girl who's good in bed.

That's all you would have needed man.

tyler86ed · 08-11-2004, 09:32 PM

Damn, I've never seen so much ownage in 1 thread. hard to contain it.

Snake Doctor · 08-11-2004, 09:32 PM

That's some serious crybaby bullshit.

If you really want to own a chick that just broke up with you, tell her that now that's its over I guess its ok to tell you I've been fucking your sister all this time.

Another thing that would work would be to call her 3 days later and tell her your HIV test just came back positive.

EviLGuY · 08-11-2004, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProjectPat
ProjectPat: since you've already made me look foolish enough
ProjectPat: you win, i get the point that our relationship lost it's romance and spark
ProjectPat: i give up on you forever from the bottom of my heart
ProjectPat: dont call me when you realize i only said what i said and did what i did because of how strongly i loved you
ProjectPat: you wont ever find a guy who cared this much about you
ProjectPat: i think i just realized who made the mistake

step 2) avoid/ignore her until the day she comes crawling back or until i die without her

It sounds like she owned you.. not the other way around.

NoCarrier · 08-11-2004, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProjectPat
ProjectPat: since you've already made me look foolish enough
ProjectPat: you win, i get the point that our relationship lost it's romance and spark
ProjectPat: i give up on you forever from the bottom of my heart
ProjectPat: dont call me when you realize i only said what i said and did what i did because of how strongly i loved you
ProjectPat: you wont ever find a guy who cared this much about you
ProjectPat: i think i just realized who made the mistake

step 2) avoid/ignore her until the day she comes crawling back or until i die without her

pxxx · 08-11-2004, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
this thread is gay

i came here to see someone get owned

I guess i share the same disappointment with you.

pxxx · 08-11-2004, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

Right Click> Save As.

Jace · 08-11-2004, 10:53 PM

wow, um.....i don't see any "owning" going on...i think you need to re read that dude...she owned you

Living For Today · 08-11-2004, 10:55 PM

Absolutely. The title of this thread is not very accurate mate.

Ar3s · 08-11-2004, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Rochard · 08-11-2004, 11:14 PM

Ah.... love is in the air.

I remember one I told a woman something along the lines of "one day you'll look back on this and discover this was a huge mistake, and when you figure out what your missing out on you'll come crawling back".

She did just that and I fucked her brains out.

Then I fucked her room mate just for shits and giggles.

collegeboobies · 08-11-2004, 11:16 PM

hey buddy i once too had this problem... go to www.askmen.com they have great reading material there to help you get over this bitch....

Face (o_0) · 08-11-2004, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
ProjectPat = Creative = 187 = Pad

you lost me at the second "="

Clicky_Bucks · 08-12-2004, 12:21 AM

I like the IM Log that includes, surprisingly enough, no responses from the girl in question.

candyflip · 08-12-2004, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by Clicky_Bucks
I like the IM Log that includes, surprisingly enough, no responses from the girl in question.

That was the best part.

TheMob · 08-12-2004, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenisFace
If thats the case, he's got no idea what love is. He's how old? 18?

(And I'm one to talk, I'm only 19, but at least I don't run around going on about how much I love someone when my nuts have yet to drop)

any your nick is penisface. very faggish.

TheMob · 08-12-2004, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Ah.... love is in the air.

I remember one I told a woman something along the lines of "one day you'll look back on this and discover this was a huge mistake, and when you figure out what your missing out on you'll come crawling back".

She did just that and I fucked her brains out.

Then I fucked her room mate just for shits and giggles.

Right on, bro!

Teach me your skills!

Goatse · 08-12-2004, 02:02 AM

You got owned like a whiny little bitch. When a woman dumps you, just go "oh well" and then cut off contact with her.

irishfury · 08-12-2004, 02:18 AM

Your ownage skill is weak young gwass hoppa...

Lauren · 08-12-2004, 02:19 AM

i think ProjectPat just died

Joe Citizen · 08-12-2004, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProjectPat
ProjectPat: since you've already made me look foolish enough
ProjectPat: you win, i get the point that our relationship lost it's romance and spark
ProjectPat: i give up on you forever from the bottom of my heart
ProjectPat: dont call me when you realize i only said what i said and did what i did because of how strongly i loved you
ProjectPat: you wont ever find a guy who cared this much about you
ProjectPat: i think i just realized who made the mistake

step 2) avoid/ignore her until the day she comes crawling back or until i die without her

You are a pathetic pussy whipped piece of shit.

sean416 · 08-12-2004, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

08-12-2004, 02:26 AM

Owning is generally sparking negative emotion or sadness from the other party. As far as I could tell, you were sending her instant messages while she was fucking your best friend.

DarkJedi · 08-12-2004, 02:28 AM

if you break up with a girl on AIM, you're a fucking idiot.

hova · 08-12-2004, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Citizen
You are a pathetic pussy whipped piece of shit.

what he said

Manowar · 08-12-2004, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
ProjectPat = Creative = 187 = Pad

thanks for the info, didnt know.

Mr Dickovitch · 08-12-2004, 03:32 PM

Was this your Internet girlfriend you broke up with?

Lace · 08-12-2004, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Oh...and how exactly did you own her? You're the crying bitch in that scenario.

James White · 08-12-2004, 03:49 PM

actually... you got oWned...

Cause you did the shit online.

jennym · 08-12-2004, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by woj
you forgot to paste the part of the log where you owned her....

Quote:

that wont work - girls just laugh at that shit

exactly

Raf1 · 08-12-2004, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
so he wears the skirt and you wear the pants in the relationship?

fucktard.

see fag, you are the one that got owned

alexg · 08-12-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Oh...and how exactly did you own her? You're the crying bitch in that scenario.

that's what I thought too

08-11-2004, 09:23 PM	#1
ProjectPat So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 54	How to OWN the girl you love that just dumped you (IM LOG) ProjectPat: since you've already made me look foolish enough ProjectPat: you win, i get the point that our relationship lost it's romance and spark ProjectPat: i give up on you forever from the bottom of my heart ProjectPat: dont call me when you realize i only said what i said and did what i did because of how strongly i loved you ProjectPat: you wont ever find a guy who cared this much about you ProjectPat: i think i just realized who made the mistake step 2) avoid/ignore her until the day she comes crawling back or until i die without her

08-11-2004, 09:23 PM	#2
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08-11-2004, 09:27 PM	#6
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08-11-2004, 09:32 PM	#15
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	That's some serious crybaby bullshit. If you really want to own a chick that just broke up with you, tell her that now that's its over I guess its ok to tell you I've been fucking your sister all this time. Another thing that would work would be to call her 3 days later and tell her your HIV test just came back positive. __________________ sig too big

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	wow, um.....i don't see any "owning" going on...i think you need to re read that dude...she owned you

08-11-2004, 10:55 PM	#21
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08-11-2004, 11:14 PM	#23
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,006	Ah.... love is in the air. I remember one I told a woman something along the lines of "one day you'll look back on this and discover this was a huge mistake, and when you figure out what your missing out on you'll come crawling back". She did just that and I fucked her brains out. Then I fucked her room mate just for shits and giggles. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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08-12-2004, 12:21 AM	#26
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08-12-2004, 02:02 AM	#30
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	You got owned like a whiny little bitch. When a woman dumps you, just go "oh well" and then cut off contact with her.

08-12-2004, 02:18 AM	#31
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08-12-2004, 02:26 AM	#35
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Owning is generally sparking negative emotion or sadness from the other party. As far as I could tell, you were sending her instant messages while she was fucking your best friend.

08-12-2004, 02:28 AM	#36
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	if you break up with a girl on AIM, you're a fucking idiot.

08-12-2004, 03:32 PM	#39
Mr Dickovitch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,070	Was this your Internet girlfriend you broke up with?

08-12-2004, 03:49 PM	#41
James White Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dirty South, Atlanta ICQ# : 191-402-709 Posts: 1,405	actually... you got oWned... Cause you did the shit online.