How to OWN the girl you love that just dumped you (IM LOG)
 

ProjectPat: since you've already made me look foolish enough
ProjectPat: you win, i get the point that our relationship lost it's romance and spark
ProjectPat: i give up on you forever from the bottom of my heart
ProjectPat: dont call me when you realize i only said what i said and did what i did because of how strongly i loved you
ProjectPat: you wont ever find a guy who cared this much about you
ProjectPat: i think i just realized who made the mistake

step 2) avoid/ignore her until the day she comes crawling back or until i die without her

ProjectPat = Creative = 187 = Pad

You don't need some dame hanging from your gun arm.

Oh...and how exactly did you own her? You're the crying bitch in that scenario.

that wont work - girls just laugh at that shit

this thread is gay


i came here to see someone get owned

so he wears the skirt and you wear the pants in the relationship?

fucktard.

If thats the case, he's got no idea what love is. He's how old? 18?

(And I'm one to talk, I'm only 19, but at least I don't run around going on about how much I love someone when my nuts have yet to drop)

Hrmm I don't see hos that's much of owning .

He got dumped and is crying like a little bitch. If that's not "owned" I don't know what is.

you forgot to paste the part of the log where you owned her.... :1orglaugh

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This would be ownage....


ProjectPat: Maybe now I can find a girl who's good in bed.


That's all you would have needed man.

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Damn, I've never seen so much ownage in 1 thread. hard to contain it.

That's some serious crybaby bullshit.

If you really want to own a chick that just broke up with you, tell her that now that's its over I guess its ok to tell you I've been fucking your sister all this time.

Another thing that would work would be to call her 3 days later and tell her your HIV test just came back positive.

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It sounds like she owned you.. not the other way around.

I guess i share the same disappointment with you.:(

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wow, um.....i don't see any "owning" going on...i think you need to re read that dude...she owned you

:1orglaugh Absolutely. The title of this thread is not very accurate mate.

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Ah.... love is in the air.

I remember one I told a woman something along the lines of "one day you'll look back on this and discover this was a huge mistake, and when you figure out what your missing out on you'll come crawling back".

She did just that and I fucked her brains out.

Then I fucked her room mate just for shits and giggles.

hey buddy i once too had this problem... go to www.askmen.com they have great reading material there to help you get over this bitch....

you lost me at the second "="

I like the IM Log that includes, surprisingly enough, no responses from the girl in question. :1orglaugh

That was the best part. :thumbsup

any your nick is penisface. very faggish.

Right on, bro!

Teach me your skills!

You got owned like a whiny little bitch. When a woman dumps you, just go "oh well" and then cut off contact with her. :2 cents:

Your ownage skill is weak young gwass hoppa...

i think ProjectPat just died :1orglaugh

You are a pathetic pussy whipped piece of shit.

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Owning is generally sparking negative emotion or sadness from the other party. As far as I could tell, you were sending her instant messages while she was fucking your best friend. :1orglaugh

if you break up with a girl on AIM, you're a fucking idiot.

what he said

thanks for the info, didnt know.

Was this your Internet girlfriend you broke up with?
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actually... you got oWned...

Cause you did the shit online.

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exactly :1orglaugh

see fag, you are the one that got owned :1orglaugh

that's what I thought too