Ultimatum issue resolved! - GoFuckYourself.com

drt2 · 08-11-2004, 10:56 AM

Faced with the ultimatum this morning that "either that job of yours goes, along with that fucking computer, that you treat like precious from Lord of the fucking Rings"

You are now able to pick up one 36yr old white female from the side of the 101 heading towards downtown LA!

She does have good breeding and can cook (average on the cooking though)

I rate her at a good 7/10 but would advise that you get her serviced prior to use.

Now off to build another gallery in peace

drt2

tony286 · 08-11-2004, 10:57 AM

man thats cold lol

NoCarrier · 08-11-2004, 10:57 AM

MetaMan · 08-11-2004, 10:58 AM

wtf? i did not get wtf u r talking about and i read it 3 times?

DarkJedi · 08-11-2004, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drt2
Faced with the ultimatum this morning that "either that job of yours goes, along with that fucking computer, that you treat like precious from Lord of the fucking Rings"

You are now able to pick up one 36yr old white female from the side of the 101 heading towards downtown LA!

She does have good breeding and can cook (average on the cooking though)

I rate her at a good 7/10 but would advise that you get her serviced prior to use.

Now off to build another gallery in peace

drt2

now translate that into English

NoCarrier · 08-11-2004, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
now translate that into English

Here is the translation

"Faced with the ultimatum that I had to surf gay sites on my computer, I decided to jerk off watching lord of the rings.

I was able to pickup some trannies with big cocks (average cock length was 8 inches)

I rated her a good 7/10 but would advise to use a condom because she came into me.

I really need to piss"

drt2 · 08-11-2004, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
now translate that into English

My gf said get off the computer or I'm leaving you

I said "fine leave!"

simple enuf?

fhoff · 08-12-2004, 02:57 AM

seemed simple enough to me!!

Aquarius · 08-12-2004, 03:02 AM

English mother fucker! can you speak it?

AvanteGuard · 08-12-2004, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Here is the translation

"Faced with the ultimatum that I had to surf gay sites on my computer, I decided to jerk off watching lord of the rings.

I was able to pickup some trannies with big cocks (average cock length was 8 inches)

I rated her a good 7/10 but would advise to use a condom because she came into me.

I really need to piss"

that's fu-cking great

Goatse · 08-12-2004, 04:27 PM

You, sir, are a fine example for us to follow. I humbly bow to your nonchalant ability to dispose of nagging whores.

bjjb · 08-12-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Here is the translation

"Faced with the ultimatum that I had to surf gay sites on my computer, I decided to jerk off watching lord of the rings.

I was able to pickup some trannies with big cocks (average cock length was 8 inches)

I rated her a good 7/10 but would advise to use a condom because she came into me.

I really need to piss"

LMFAO You have such a talent for making things so clear!

08-11-2004, 10:56 AM	#1
drt2 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: So Cal. Posts: 132	Ultimatum issue resolved! Faced with the ultimatum this morning that "either that job of yours goes, along with that fucking computer, that you treat like precious from Lord of the fucking Rings" You are now able to pick up one 36yr old white female from the side of the 101 heading towards downtown LA! She does have good breeding and can cook (average on the cooking though) I rate her at a good 7/10 but would advise that you get her serviced prior to use. Now off to build another gallery in peace drt2 __________________

08-11-2004, 10:57 AM	#3
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	__________________

08-11-2004, 10:57 AM	#2
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	man thats cold lol

08-11-2004, 10:58 AM	#4
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	wtf? i did not get wtf u r talking about and i read it 3 times?

08-12-2004, 02:57 AM	#8
fhoff Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: uk Posts: 3	seemed simple enough to me!!

08-12-2004, 03:02 AM	#9
Aquarius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 4,754	English mother fucker! can you speak it?

08-12-2004, 04:27 PM	#11
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	You, sir, are a fine example for us to follow. I humbly bow to your nonchalant ability to dispose of nagging whores.