Ultimatum issue resolved!
 

Faced with the ultimatum this morning that "either that job of yours goes, along with that fucking computer, that you treat like precious from Lord of the fucking Rings"

You are now able to pick up one 36yr old white female from the side of the 101 heading towards downtown LA!

She does have good breeding and can cook (average on the cooking though)

I rate her at a good 7/10 but would advise that you get her serviced prior to use.

Now off to build another gallery in peace :winkwink:

drt2

man thats cold lol

wtf? i did not get wtf u r talking about and i read it 3 times?

now translate that into English

Here is the translation

"Faced with the ultimatum that I had to surf gay sites on my computer, I decided to jerk off watching lord of the rings.

I was able to pickup some trannies with big cocks (average cock length was 8 inches)

I rated her a good 7/10 but would advise to use a condom because she came into me.

I really need to piss"

My gf said get off the computer or I'm leaving you

I said "fine leave!"

simple enuf?

seemed simple enough to me!!

English mother fucker! can you speak it?

that's fu-cking great :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You, sir, are a fine example for us to follow. I humbly bow to your nonchalant ability to dispose of nagging whores.

LMFAO You have such a talent for making things so clear! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh