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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: 2006
Posts: 8,584
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Open Position ($60K/Year + bonuses)
I need someone to kick me when I'm lazy. Someone that makes sure I'm working and not procrastinating when I should be working.
Your skills should include: -Blocking of GFY on my computers and making sure I don't get around it I think that's it already. Please post your resumes in this thread only please. Thanks. ![]() |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Do you use sex.com's XML feed, try ours and make double the money.
Posts: 2,085
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#3 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 6,874
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I'm the best professional nag in the world.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: 2006
Posts: 8,584
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#5 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: -- arizona --»
Posts: 2,362
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Earth
Posts: 14,622
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I need one of these people too.
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#7 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 1,908
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ok
I'm Qualified anti-GFY supervisor/virtual ass-kicker Expenses: I charge $1.25 per ass-kicking email (something like "Stop jerking around, you lazy pig. I'm tired of your dumbass mf crap behavior. If you don't move your ass you'll finish your life being a crack whore. ") $0.89 per short ICQ message (sounds like "Stop doing this and do that") $4 per hour of GFY surfing and kicking your ass out of the board ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#8 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: In the present moment
Posts: 2,668
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I can help you accomplish things - I'm like the poor man's Tony Robbins.
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#9 |
First African GFY Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 12,114
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Ok, im going to make sure you wont do all that shit.`
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#10 |
Disruptive Innovator
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Vegas
Posts: 4,230
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edit your hosts file located in:
Windows XP = C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC Windows 2K = C:\WINNT\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC Win 98\ME = C:\WINDOWS add this: 127.0.0.1 gofuckyourself.com ![]() Give me your AIM/ICQ and I can harass you at random intervals for 60k ;)
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