Open Position ($60K/Year + bonuses)
 

I need someone to kick me when I'm lazy. Someone that makes sure I'm working and not procrastinating when I should be working.

Your skills should include:

-Blocking of GFY on my computers and making sure I don't get around it

I think that's it already.

Please post your resumes in this thread only please.

Thanks. :2 cents:

ok

I'm the best professional nag in the world. :)

sig whore. this is a serious job opening.

:1orglaugh This means gfy is costing you more than 60K a year to make this cost effective.

Get to work !

I need one of these people too.

ok
I'm Qualified anti-GFY supervisor/virtual ass-kicker

Expenses:
I charge $1.25 per ass-kicking email (something like "Stop jerking around, you lazy pig. I'm tired of your dumbass mf crap behavior. If you don't move your ass you'll finish your life being a crack whore. ")
$0.89 per short ICQ message (sounds like "Stop doing this and do that")

$4 per hour of GFY surfing and kicking your ass out of the board

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:2 cents:

I can help you accomplish things - I'm like the poor man's Tony Robbins.

Ok, im going to make sure you wont do all that shit.`

edit your hosts file located in:

Windows XP = C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC
Windows 2K = C:\WINNT\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC
Win 98\ME = C:\WINDOWS

add this:

127.0.0.1 gofuckyourself.com



:Graucho


Give me your AIM/ICQ and I can harass you at random intervals for 60k ;)