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Old 08-11-2004, 05:21 AM   #1
TheMob
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Open Position ($60K/Year + bonuses)

I need someone to kick me when I'm lazy. Someone that makes sure I'm working and not procrastinating when I should be working.

Your skills should include:

-Blocking of GFY on my computers and making sure I don't get around it

I think that's it already.

Please post your resumes in this thread only please.

Thanks.
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Old 08-11-2004, 05:22 AM   #2
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Old 08-11-2004, 05:23 AM   #3
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I'm the best professional nag in the world.
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Old 08-11-2004, 05:23 AM   #4
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sig whore. this is a serious job opening.
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Old 08-11-2004, 05:26 AM   #5
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This means gfy is costing you more than 60K a year to make this cost effective.

Get to work !
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Old 08-11-2004, 05:26 AM   #6
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I need one of these people too.
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Old 08-11-2004, 05:36 AM   #7
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I'm Qualified anti-GFY supervisor/virtual ass-kicker

Expenses:
I charge $1.25 per ass-kicking email (something like "Stop jerking around, you lazy pig. I'm tired of your dumbass mf crap behavior. If you don't move your ass you'll finish your life being a crack whore. ")
$0.89 per short ICQ message (sounds like "Stop doing this and do that")

$4 per hour of GFY surfing and kicking your ass out of the board


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Old 08-11-2004, 06:19 AM   #8
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I can help you accomplish things - I'm like the poor man's Tony Robbins.
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Old 08-11-2004, 06:21 AM   #9
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Ok, im going to make sure you wont do all that shit.`
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Old 08-11-2004, 06:24 AM   #10
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edit your hosts file located in:

Windows XP = C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC
Windows 2K = C:\WINNT\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC
Win 98\ME = C:\WINDOWS

add this:

127.0.0.1 gofuckyourself.com






Give me your AIM/ICQ and I can harass you at random intervals for 60k ;)
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