NASA to send Jessica Simpson into space? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 08-09-2004, 07:56 AM

I wonder how much she paid for this trip?

Vitasoy · 08-09-2004, 07:57 AM

That pic is asking to be photoshoped

TheLegacy · 08-09-2004, 07:59 AM

send her into space?? thought she had already been there and back

pxxx · 08-09-2004, 08:00 AM

They should send her up there and leave her there.

Libertine · 08-09-2004, 08:01 AM

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Simpson, whose verbal gaffes are also legendary, pulled another one Sunday visiting the White House, our sources say. The singer was introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton and gushed: "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp...&notFound=true

Odin88 · 08-09-2004, 08:04 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp...&notFound=true

All planned my friend. She has a publicity team behind her that wants to keep her in the limelight. She released her CD before newlyweds shit it was a flunk, she acts like a dimwit on newlyweds, gets popular, re-releases same CD and makes millions.

Tam · 08-09-2004, 08:05 AM

What the hell do you mean send her into space? Don't you mean, bring her home? Fucking airhead, she's BEEN in space all her life. LMAO

WiredGuy · 08-09-2004, 08:09 AM

Her head has been in space for years.
WG

H.I.G · 08-09-2004, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by TheLegacy
send her into space?? thought she had already been there and back

Good one

MrDollar · 08-09-2004, 08:39 AM

i thought that pic is already photoshoped.. lol

EviLGuY · 08-09-2004, 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I wonder how much she paid for this trip?

Can't you just sew her mouth shut and let all the hot air carry her there?

Dirty F · 08-09-2004, 08:56 AM

I hope they leave her there.

Doctor Dre · 08-09-2004, 09:25 AM

It's space in her brain ... no way that'S gonna happen she's too fucking dumb

zzgundamnzz · 08-09-2004, 09:49 AM

They should just send her to "Dumbasscus" where she belongs

Honestly what happend? The russians wouldn't take her or something?

Mike AI · 08-09-2004, 10:00 AM

First Kerry, not Jessica.... NASA is trying to make everyone look stupid!

Satisfaction · 08-09-2004, 10:26 AM

haha she may be dumb but she is fucking hot!

and yes she plays on the dumbness i think..

Azlord · 08-09-2004, 10:38 AM

Nice man hands Jessica

MT_Butterfly · 08-09-2004, 10:42 AM

Send her into space? She is such a flippin' airhead, all they need to do is take off her platform shoes and she'd float into space without any help from NASA. She gives smart blondes around the world a bad name...bimbo.

jacked · 08-09-2004, 10:44 AM

she's a moron they'd never put a tard like that in space

Shoehorn! · 08-09-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I wonder how much she paid for this trip?

She is a fucking space.

zzgundamnzz · 08-09-2004, 10:46 AM

If they really sent her up she'd probably push the self destruct button thinking it was the radio...

axelcat · 08-09-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
Can't you just sew her mouth shut and let all the hot air carry her there?

dapproid · 08-09-2004, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by MrDollar
i thought that pic is already photoshoped.. lol

SykkBoy · 08-09-2004, 11:33 AM

I wish I could be as rich and successful as she is by being as dumb as she is......

NichePay_Manny · 08-09-2004, 11:40 AM

detoxed · 08-09-2004, 11:45 AM

LOL how many lame jokes can be made in this thread

SykkBoy · 08-09-2004, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
LOL how many lame jokes can be made in this thread

all of them

emthree · 08-09-2004, 01:06 PM

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emthree · 08-09-2004, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I wish I could be as rich and successful as she is by being as dumb as she is......

It's the tits man

NoCarrier · 08-09-2004, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
That pic is asking to be photoshoped

It's already photoshopped.

Kard63 · 08-09-2004, 01:09 PM

nice hands...

TheMob · 08-09-2004, 01:11 PM

won't her tits explode at impact?

Raf1 · 08-09-2004, 01:14 PM

funny thread. They really should leave her there...

fudpuck · 08-09-2004, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by Kard63
nice hands...

Well said.

cayne · 08-09-2004, 01:27 PM

I hope that it's a one-way ticket.

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