NASA to send Jessica Simpson into space?
 

I wonder how much she paid for this trip?

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/jessica.jpg

:1orglaugh That pic is asking to be photoshoped

send her into space?? thought she had already been there and back

They should send her up there and leave her there.:1orglaugh

All planned my friend. She has a publicity team behind her that wants to keep her in the limelight. She released her CD before newlyweds shit it was a flunk, she acts like a dimwit on newlyweds, gets popular, re-releases same CD and makes millions.

What the hell do you mean send her into space? Don't you mean, bring her home? Fucking airhead, she's BEEN in space all her life. LMAO

Her head has been in space for years.
WG

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i thought that pic is already photoshoped.. lol

Can't you just sew her mouth shut and let all the hot air carry her there?

I hope they leave her there.

It's space in her brain ... no way that'S gonna happen she's too fucking dumb

They should just send her to "Dumbasscus" where she belongs :1orglaugh :Graucho

Honestly what happend? The russians wouldn't take her or something?

First Kerry, not Jessica.... NASA is trying to make everyone look stupid!

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haha she may be dumb but she is fucking hot!

and yes she plays on the dumbness i think..

Nice man hands Jessica :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Send her into space? She is such a flippin' airhead, all they need to do is take off her platform shoes and she'd float into space without any help from NASA. She gives smart blondes around the world a bad name...bimbo.

she's a moron they'd never put a tard like that in space :1orglaugh

She is a fucking space.

If they really sent her up she'd probably push the self destruct button thinking it was the radio...

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I wish I could be as rich and successful as she is by being as dumb as she is......

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LOL how many lame jokes can be made in this thread

all of them

New Niche: Space Bimbo Blowjobs

It's the tits man :(

It's already photoshopped. :glugglug

nice hands...

won't her tits explode at impact?

funny thread. They really should leave her there...

Well said.

I hope that it's a one-way ticket.