..and I though TGP rules were outrageous - GoFuckYourself.com

Jakke PNG · 08-09-2004, 03:51 AM

..linklist rules are even worse. A lot worse.

- Use a category specific recip
- No doorway pages (link to us from index.html)
- List us with the largest linklist recips
- Don't bury us under tons of recips
..and so forth.

Damn annoying. Just thought I'd share.

TheMob · 08-09-2004, 03:54 AM

i wish there were more female linklist owners, it's much easier to get a good listing if you sleep yourself in to it

Groove · 08-09-2004, 03:55 AM

At least most linklists still accept free submissions

strobi · 08-09-2004, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob?
i wish there were more female linklist owners, it's much easier to get a good listing if you sleep yourself in to it

hahha!

hova · 08-09-2004, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob?
i wish there were more female linklist owners, it's much easier to get a good listing if you sleep yourself in to it

hehe

hjnet · 08-09-2004, 04:17 AM

Better than TGPs that have html like ".com", "us" or "n" banned

Mefo · 08-09-2004, 04:19 AM

- Use a category specific recip

this one is the most annoying one.....

Jakke PNG · 08-09-2004, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mefo
- Use a category specific recip

this one is the most annoying one.....

I'm personally more annoyed by the 'no doorway' rule. I can make different submit lists with 7 times the effort once, and then just pick the right list.. but with no doorway pages, I gotta mess around with directories and try to hide the fact that they are doorway pages. How lame is that.. almost cheating but necessary in order to get listed.
What's the fucking difference if your recip is on
/freeporn3455/index23.html
or
/freeporn3456/index.html
bah

Jakke PNG · 08-09-2004, 04:25 AM

Oh, also I loved this one that I saw on a few pages
"don't bother submitting if your google pr is 0"

cherrylula · 08-09-2004, 04:31 AM

yeah makes you wonder who you are building the site for, surfers or the link list owner.

More Booze · 08-09-2004, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Oh, also I loved this one that I saw on a few pages
"don't bother submitting if your google pr is 0"

hehe, most of my freesites get PR 3-4 after they are listed so linklists with these crazy PR-rules are missing out.

demented · 08-09-2004, 04:44 AM

I seen one yesterday that only will take movie that are AT LEAST 2MB! Stupid cocksuckers

jollyperv · 08-09-2004, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mefo
- Use a category specific recip

this one is the most annoying one.....

It's really not that hard to make a database for each niche recip...it really helps the filtering of traffic, which only means more sales for everybody. A small price to pay.

phogirl69 · 08-09-2004, 04:52 AM

Trust me, the worst ever is Google adwords.. the admins there are THE MOST anal people ever... 100 times worse than tgp owners... one meeeeeeelion times worse than LL owners... much worse than anyone ever...... If you want real anal.. go buy some ppc at Google... That is some hardcore, deep anal stuff...

PICK · 08-09-2004, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'm personally more annoyed by the 'no doorway' rule. I can make different submit lists with 7 times the effort once, and then just pick the right list.. but with no doorway pages, I gotta mess around with directories and try to hide the fact that they are doorway pages. How lame is that.. almost cheating but necessary in order to get listed.
What's the fucking difference if your recip is on
/freeporn3455/index23.html
or
/freeporn3456/index.html
bah

I'm amazed you cant figure out why the rules are the way they are. Linklists pretty much own the SE's and there is a reason for that.

EviLGuY · 08-09-2004, 06:27 AM

I just give each set its own directory.. and just grab all the images from the same place a couple directories back..

Quotealex · 08-09-2004, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'm personally more annoyed by the 'no doorway' rule. I can make different submit lists with 7 times the effort once, and then just pick the right list.. but with no doorway pages, I gotta mess around with directories and try to hide the fact that they are doorway pages. How lame is that.. almost cheating but necessary in order to get listed.
What's the fucking difference if your recip is on
/freeporn3455/index23.html
or
/freeporn3456/index.html
bah

Yeah that's a pain in the ass. None want to be on doorways and at the same time don't want you to use more than 9-12 recips on the index page!

zdwebber · 08-09-2004, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
Trust me, the worst ever is Google adwords.. the admins there are THE MOST anal people ever... 100 times worse than tgp owners... one meeeeeeelion times worse than LL owners... much worse than anyone ever...... If you want real anal.. go buy some ppc at Google... That is some hardcore, deep anal stuff...

mb · 08-09-2004, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'm personally more annoyed by the 'no doorway' rule. I can make different submit lists with 7 times the effort once, and then just pick the right list.. but with no doorway pages, I gotta mess around with directories and try to hide the fact that they are doorway pages. How lame is that.. almost cheating but necessary in order to get listed.
What's the fucking difference if your recip is on
/freeporn3455/index23.html
or
/freeporn3456/index.html
bah

To work the linklists properly, you HAVE to use doorways. There are probably 20 or so linklists that are worthwhile and it's usually best not to have more than 8 recips on any given page. Yes, it's true, the larger linklists like to see their recip grouped with other sites their size, and doesn't that make sense? The larger linklists send more traffic to that page as well as feed it with PR, and the linklists that are on that pages' recips will benefit from a little extra traffic. Small linklists that demand to be with the larger ones should be ignored. They will list you anyway but are just hoping to get on the big guy's recip page.

Here are the top linklists that you really should try to group together:

hoes.com (mine!)
link-o-rama.com
penisbot.com
richards-realm.com
jays-xxx-links.com
megapornlinks.com
wetplace.com
dangerdave.com.au
tommys-bookmarks.com

Hope that helps!

You'll get listed ALOT more often by all of these sites if you group these recips together.

marc

Sarah_Jayne · 08-09-2004, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Oh, also I loved this one that I saw on a few pages
"don't bother submitting if your google pr is 0"

cat specific links actually makes sense and I have no problem doing it because all it takes is duplicating your template for a niche and having it stored.

However, requireing you to have a PR before submitting is kind of silly.

Martin · 08-09-2004, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mefo
- Use a category specific recip

this one is the most annoying one.....

I agree.

Doctor Dre · 08-09-2004, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob?
i wish there were more female linklist owners, it's much easier to get a good listing if you sleep yourself in to it

OMG ! Nothing like a 400 pound female webmaster ... that's probably what you could get

PersianKitty · 08-09-2004, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob?
i wish there were more female linklist owners, it's much easier to get a good listing if you sleep yourself in to it

Damn.. .. I knew I was doing something wrong.

NoCarrier · 08-09-2004, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hjnet
Better than TGPs that have html like ".com", "us" or "n" banned

Hahaha!

I found one that banned the word "pictures". WTF?!

Honeyslut · 08-09-2004, 08:46 AM

I actually had a linklist steal my balloon fetish mega tags once LOL

08-09-2004, 03:51 AM	#1
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	..and I though TGP rules were outrageous ..linklist rules are even worse. A lot worse. - Use a category specific recip - No doorway pages (link to us from index.html) - List us with the largest linklist recips - Don't bury us under tons of recips ..and so forth. Damn annoying. Just thought I'd share. __________________ ..and I'm off.

08-09-2004, 04:19 AM	#7
Mefo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 6,169	- Use a category specific recip this one is the most annoying one..... __________________

08-09-2004, 04:25 AM	#9
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Oh, also I loved this one that I saw on a few pages "don't bother submitting if your google pr is 0" __________________ ..and I'm off.

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Honeyslut Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ass Valley, Ca Posts: 6,436	I actually had a linklist steal my balloon fetish mega tags once LOL __________________ http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

08-09-2004, 03:54 AM	#2
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	i wish there were more female linklist owners, it's much easier to get a good listing if you sleep yourself in to it

08-09-2004, 03:55 AM	#3
Groove Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,852	At least most linklists still accept free submissions

08-09-2004, 04:17 AM	#6
hjnet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 3,815	Better than TGPs that have html like ".com", "us" or "n" banned

08-09-2004, 04:31 AM	#10
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	yeah makes you wonder who you are building the site for, surfers or the link list owner.

08-09-2004, 04:44 AM	#12
demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	I seen one yesterday that only will take movie that are AT LEAST 2MB! Stupid cocksuckers

08-09-2004, 04:52 AM	#14
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Trust me, the worst ever is Google adwords.. the admins there are THE MOST anal people ever... 100 times worse than tgp owners... one meeeeeeelion times worse than LL owners... much worse than anyone ever...... If you want real anal.. go buy some ppc at Google... That is some hardcore, deep anal stuff...

08-09-2004, 06:27 AM	#16
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	I just give each set its own directory.. and just grab all the images from the same place a couple directories back..