..and I though TGP rules were outrageous
 

..linklist rules are even worse. A lot worse.

- Use a category specific recip
- No doorway pages (link to us from index.html)
- List us with the largest linklist recips
- Don't bury us under tons of recips
..and so forth.

Damn annoying. Just thought I'd share.

i wish there were more female linklist owners, it's much easier to get a good listing if you sleep yourself in to it

At least most linklists still accept free submissions :glugglug

hahha!:1orglaugh

hehe

Better than TGPs that have html like ".com", "us" or "n" banned :)

- Use a category specific recip


this one is the most annoying one.....

I'm personally more annoyed by the 'no doorway' rule. I can make different submit lists with 7 times the effort once, and then just pick the right list.. but with no doorway pages, I gotta mess around with directories and try to hide the fact that they are doorway pages. How lame is that.. almost cheating but necessary in order to get listed.
What's the fucking difference if your recip is on
/freeporn3455/index23.html
or
/freeporn3456/index.html
bah

Oh, also I loved this one that I saw on a few pages
"don't bother submitting if your google pr is 0"
:1orglaugh

yeah makes you wonder who you are building the site for, surfers or the link list owner.

hehe, most of my freesites get PR 3-4 after they are listed so linklists with these crazy PR-rules are missing out.

I seen one yesterday that only will take movie that are AT LEAST 2MB! Stupid cocksuckers:boid

It's really not that hard to make a database for each niche recip...it really helps the filtering of traffic, which only means more sales for everybody. A small price to pay.

Trust me, the worst ever is Google adwords.. the admins there are THE MOST anal people ever... 100 times worse than tgp owners... one meeeeeeelion times worse than LL owners... much worse than anyone ever...... If you want real anal.. go buy some ppc at Google... That is some hardcore, deep anal stuff...

I'm amazed you cant figure out why the rules are the way they are. Linklists pretty much own the SE's and there is a reason for that.

I just give each set its own directory.. and just grab all the images from the same place a couple directories back..

Yeah that's a pain in the ass. None want to be on doorways and at the same time don't want you to use more than 9-12 recips on the index page!:(

:1orglaugh

To work the linklists properly, you HAVE to use doorways. There are probably 20 or so linklists that are worthwhile and it's usually best not to have more than 8 recips on any given page. Yes, it's true, the larger linklists like to see their recip grouped with other sites their size, and doesn't that make sense? The larger linklists send more traffic to that page as well as feed it with PR, and the linklists that are on that pages' recips will benefit from a little extra traffic. Small linklists that demand to be with the larger ones should be ignored. They will list you anyway but are just hoping to get on the big guy's recip page.

Here are the top linklists that you really should try to group together:

hoes.com (mine!)
link-o-rama.com
penisbot.com
richards-realm.com
jays-xxx-links.com
megapornlinks.com
wetplace.com
dangerdave.com.au
tommys-bookmarks.com


Hope that helps!

You'll get listed ALOT more often by all of these sites if you group these recips together.

marc

cat specific links actually makes sense and I have no problem doing it because all it takes is duplicating your template for a niche and having it stored.

However, requireing you to have a PR before submitting is kind of silly.

I agree.

OMG ! Nothing like a 400 pound female webmaster ... that's probably what you could get

Damn.. .. I knew I was doing something wrong.

Hahaha!

I found one that banned the word "pictures". WTF?!

I actually had a linklist steal my balloon fetish mega tags once LOL