Funniest martial arts website ever.... - GoFuckYourself.com

$pikes · 08-08-2004, 07:38 PM

My bro just showed me this.. Still laughing my ass off..

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Site reads like a teenager wrote it.. and I quote:

"Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."

HAhAHAaaaaaaa

abyss_al · 08-08-2004, 07:40 PM

"Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people."

Doctor Dre · 08-08-2004, 07:44 PM

I dunno why but this REALLY don't make me laugh

grumpy · 08-08-2004, 07:44 PM

who is fooling who??

$pikes · 08-08-2004, 07:46 PM

I think it's meant to a joke but.. the Ninja "Sightings" link with the photos and Flipometer is funny as hell

chodadog · 08-08-2004, 08:11 PM

Love that website. It's been in my favourites for as long as i can remember.

chodadog · 08-08-2004, 08:15 PM

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...glance&s=books

I can't believe he has a book on amazon for sale now. Hahahahaha. Read the editorial review..

chodadog · 08-08-2004, 08:17 PM

"I can't describe how amazingly funny this book is! It's been a long time since I actually laughed out loud from reading a book. Several times while reading I had to put the book down because I got so pumped that I thought I was going to uppercut myself in the nuts!"

Jesus Christ.

Vitasoy · 08-08-2004, 08:24 PM

That site is sooo old. Seen it a while ago :p

Persius · 08-08-2004, 08:27 PM

$pikes · 08-08-2004, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
"I can't describe how amazingly funny this book is! It's been a long time since I actually laughed out loud from reading a book. Several times while reading I had to put the book down because I got so pumped that I thought I was going to uppercut myself in the nuts!"

Jesus Christ.

HAHAHAaaaaaaa those Amazon.com reviews are killin' me!

JustinF · 08-08-2004, 09:02 PM

It was funny when I saw it a few weeks ago.

MikeHawk · 08-08-2004, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
I dunno why but this REALLY don't make me laugh

Humor...get it...?

EviLGuY · 08-08-2004, 09:22 PM

I love that site.. its great the things you can find on the Internet.

Firehorse · 08-08-2004, 11:40 PM

I haven't seen that site for a while, it always cracks me up!

08-08-2004, 07:38 PM	#1
$pikes Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,055	Funniest martial arts website ever.... My bro just showed me this.. Still laughing my ass off.. http://www.realultimatepower.net/ Site reads like a teenager wrote it.. and I quote: "Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)." HAhAHAaaaaaaa __________________ SMASHBUCKS Paying webmasters on time since 2001 Joe Spikes - ICQ: 160069266

08-08-2004, 07:40 PM	#2
abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	"Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people." __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx

08-08-2004, 07:44 PM	#4
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	who is fooling who?? __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

08-08-2004, 07:46 PM	#5
$pikes Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,055	I think it's meant to a joke but.. the Ninja "Sightings" link with the photos and Flipometer is funny as hell __________________ SMASHBUCKS Paying webmasters on time since 2001 Joe Spikes - ICQ: 160069266

08-08-2004, 08:11 PM	#6
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Love that website. It's been in my favourites for as long as i can remember. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

08-08-2004, 08:15 PM	#7
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...glance&s=books I can't believe he has a book on amazon for sale now. Hahahahaha. Read the editorial review.. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

08-08-2004, 08:17 PM	#8
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	"I can't describe how amazingly funny this book is! It's been a long time since I actually laughed out loud from reading a book. Several times while reading I had to put the book down because I got so pumped that I thought I was going to uppercut myself in the nuts!" Jesus Christ. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1 Last edited by chodadog; 08-08-2004 at 08:20 PM..

08-08-2004, 08:24 PM	#9
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	That site is sooo old. Seen it a while ago :p __________________ [email protected]

08-08-2004, 08:27 PM	#10
Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	yuck

08-08-2004, 09:02 PM	#12
JustinF Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 286	It was funny when I saw it a few weeks ago.

08-08-2004, 09:22 PM	#14
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	I love that site.. its great the things you can find on the Internet.

08-08-2004, 11:40 PM	#15
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	I haven't seen that site for a while, it always cracks me up! __________________ MySweetEbony