My bro just showed me this.. Still laughing my ass off..
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
Site reads like a teenager wrote it.. and I quote:
"Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."
HAhAHAaaaaaaa
