Funniest martial arts website ever....

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  • $pikes
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 1055
    #1

    Funniest martial arts website ever....

    My bro just showed me this.. Still laughing my ass off..

    http://www.realultimatepower.net/

    Site reads like a teenager wrote it.. and I quote:

    "Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."

    HAhAHAaaaaaaa

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    • abyss_al
      **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
      • Oct 2003
      • 15605
      #2


      "Facts:



      1. Ninjas are mammals.

      2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

      3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people."

      EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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        • Doctor Dre
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 51692
          #3
          I dunno why but this REALLY don't make me laugh
          Originally posted by rayadp05
          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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            • grumpy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2002
              • 9870
              #4
              who is fooling who??
              Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
              icq - 441-456-888

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                • $pikes
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 1055
                  #5
                  I think it's meant to a joke but.. the Ninja "Sightings" link with the photos and Flipometer is funny as hell


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                    • chodadog
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 9736
                      #6
                      Love that website. It's been in my favourites for as long as i can remember.
                      26 + 6 = 1

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                        • chodadog
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 9736
                          #7
                          http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...glance&s=books

                          I can't believe he has a book on amazon for sale now. Hahahahaha. Read the editorial review..
                          26 + 6 = 1

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                            • chodadog
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 9736
                              #8
                              "I can't describe how amazingly funny this book is! It's been a long time since I actually laughed out loud from reading a book. Several times while reading I had to put the book down because I got so pumped that I thought I was going to uppercut myself in the nuts!"

                              Jesus Christ.
                              Last edited by chodadog; 08-08-2004, 07:20 PM.
                              26 + 6 = 1

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                                • Vitasoy
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202
                                  #9
                                  That site is sooo old. Seen it a while ago :p


                                  [email protected]

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                                    • Persius
                                      Tap into MOBILE!
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 11779
                                      #10
                                      yuck

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                                        • $pikes
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 1055
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by chodadog
                                          "I can't describe how amazingly funny this book is! It's been a long time since I actually laughed out loud from reading a book. Several times while reading I had to put the book down because I got so pumped that I thought I was going to uppercut myself in the nuts!"

                                          Jesus Christ.
                                          HAHAHAaaaaaaa those Amazon.com reviews are killin' me!

                                          SMASHBUCKS Paying webmasters on time since 2001
                                          Joe Spikes - ICQ: 160069266

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                                            • JustinF
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 286
                                              #12
                                              It was funny when I saw it a few weeks ago.

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                                                • MikeHawk
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 6683
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                  I dunno why but this REALLY don't make me laugh
                                                  Humor...get it...?
                                                  THE AMBUSH INTERVIEW

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                                                    • EviLGuY
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 12745
                                                      #14
                                                      I love that site.. its great the things you can find on the Internet.

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                                                        • Firehorse
                                                          Desire it and have it!!!
                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 30767
                                                          #15
                                                          I haven't seen that site for a while, it always cracks me up!
                                                          MySweetEbony

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