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Old 08-06-2004, 07:48 PM   #1
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I have a tiny piece of popcorn stuck in my throat, what the hell do I do?

I tried everything, it's still there and it's kinda annoying.
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:47 PM   #2
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I tried everything, it's still there and it's kinda annoying.
Grooooooooooooowwwl real deep!
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:48 PM   #3
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Go back in time and don't eat popcorn
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:50 PM   #4
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swallow a handful of razor blades, they should help scrape it out of there and take it down to your belly.....
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:50 PM   #5
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Go back in time and don't eat popcorn
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:50 PM   #6
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Suck a Dick and hope it knocks it loose
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:51 PM   #7
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He said he tried everything... *shrugs*
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:53 PM   #8
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Suck a Dick and hope it knocks it loose

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Old 08-06-2004, 08:55 PM   #9
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get drunk and forget about it, it will be solved in the morning
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:55 PM   #10
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:57 PM   #11
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Brush way back with a toothbrush but do it over the sink or toilet for any hurling that may result
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:58 PM   #12
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Try Drayno. That'll do the trick.
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:10 PM   #13
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heimlich manuver!!! i'll save you!
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:13 PM   #14
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seriously, try to scrap it out with you finger nail or toothbrush.

can also gargle water and when your spitting it out, COUGH the water out.

that should do the trick
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Old 08-06-2004, 09:15 PM   #15
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Old 08-07-2004, 04:53 AM   #16
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My uncle had a piece of peanut stuck in his throat and had to undergo surgery to have it removed. Good luck.
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Old 08-07-2004, 04:55 AM   #17
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My uncle had a piece of peanut stuck in his throat and had to undergo surgery to have it removed. Good luck.
wow isin't that a nice thing to say


btw IPK, I know how it feels and it is the most ANNOYING THINNNG

sometimes I end up making myself bleed in the process of trying to take it out
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Old 08-07-2004, 04:55 AM   #18
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When it happened to me I ate crispbread and it helped.
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Old 08-07-2004, 05:03 AM   #19
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Eat a lot of yoguart real quick
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Old 08-07-2004, 05:04 AM   #20
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where exactly is it stuck, i have emergency room experience
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Old 08-07-2004, 05:05 AM   #21
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Eat a bunch of Ritz crackers and then drink a milk shake quickly.
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Old 08-07-2004, 05:33 AM   #22
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Old 08-07-2004, 05:36 AM   #23
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Old 09-09-2004, 05:39 PM   #24
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One Month Update: The piece of popcorn and I are one.
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Old 09-09-2004, 05:54 PM   #25
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So it's still there?
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Old 09-09-2004, 05:57 PM   #26
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he means the popcorn evaporated into his throat

lol wtf
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Old 09-09-2004, 06:48 PM   #27
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drink some vodka, Grey Goose preferrably
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Old 09-09-2004, 06:49 PM   #28
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Old 09-09-2004, 06:50 PM   #29
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eat something else... like a piece of bread or something that might grab it and pull it down... ?

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Old 09-09-2004, 06:51 PM   #30
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Old 09-09-2004, 07:44 PM   #31
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just kidding

i ate a huge meal and drank a lot of stuff and it went away
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Old 09-09-2004, 07:47 PM   #32
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^ solves a lot of stuff
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Old 09-09-2004, 08:07 PM   #33
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This all sounds very dangerous. I am not eating popcorn anymore!
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