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I have a tiny piece of popcorn stuck in my throat, what the hell do I do?
I tried everything, it's still there and it's kinda annoying.
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Go back in time and don't eat popcorn
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Jesus loves bacon
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swallow a handful of razor blades, they should help scrape it out of there and take it down to your belly.....
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wtf ?
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Suck a Dick and hope it knocks it loose
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wtf ?
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#9 |
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get drunk and forget about it, it will be solved in the morning
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I need a beer
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Stick your finger down your throat and puke it up
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Brush way back with a toothbrush but do it over the sink or toilet for any hurling that may result
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Try Drayno. That'll do the trick.
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heimlich manuver!!! i'll save you!
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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seriously, try to scrap it out with you finger nail or toothbrush.
can also gargle water and when your spitting it out, COUGH the water out. that should do the trick ![]() |
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I need a beer
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Deepthroat a blackman
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My uncle had a piece of peanut stuck in his throat and had to undergo surgery to have it removed. Good luck.
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When it happened to me I ate crispbread and it helped.
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#19 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Eat a lot of yoguart real quick
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where exactly is it stuck, i have emergency room experience
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#21 |
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Eat a bunch of Ritz crackers and then drink a milk shake quickly.
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Drink something hot
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#24 |
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One Month Update: The piece of popcorn and I are one.
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#25 |
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So it's still there?
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#26 |
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he means the popcorn evaporated into his throat
lol wtf
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#27 |
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drink some vodka, Grey Goose preferrably
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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#29 |
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eat something else... like a piece of bread or something that might grab it and pull it down... ?
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Kill yourself now!
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#31 |
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just kidding
i ate a huge meal and drank a lot of stuff and it went away |
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#32 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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^ solves a lot of stuff
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#33 |
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This all sounds very dangerous. I am not eating popcorn anymore!
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