I have a tiny piece of popcorn stuck in my throat, what the hell do I do?
 

I tried everything, it's still there and it's kinda annoying.

Grooooooooooooowwwl real deep!:thumbsup

Go back in time and don't eat popcorn

swallow a handful of razor blades, they should help scrape it out of there and take it down to your belly.....

:1orglaugh

Suck a Dick and hope it knocks it loose

He said he tried everything... *shrugs*

and be sure to swallow

get drunk and forget about it, it will be solved in the morning

Stick your finger down your throat and puke it up

Brush way back with a toothbrush but do it over the sink or toilet for any hurling that may result:glugglug

Try Drayno. That'll do the trick.

heimlich manuver!!! i'll save you!

seriously, try to scrap it out with you finger nail or toothbrush.

can also gargle water and when your spitting it out, COUGH the water out.

that should do the trick :)

Deepthroat a blackman

My uncle had a piece of peanut stuck in his throat and had to undergo surgery to have it removed. Good luck.

wow isin't that a nice thing to say :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


btw IPK, I know how it feels and it is the most ANNOYING THINNNG

sometimes I end up making myself bleed in the process of trying to take it out

When it happened to me I ate crispbread and it helped.

Eat a lot of yoguart real quick

where exactly is it stuck, i have emergency room experience

Eat a bunch of Ritz crackers and then drink a milk shake quickly.

Drink something hot

yab it with a toothpick until you bleed

One Month Update: The piece of popcorn and I are one.

So it's still there?

he means the popcorn evaporated into his throat

lol wtf

drink some vodka, Grey Goose preferrably:thumbsup

Go see a doctor real quick! :helpme

eat something else... like a piece of bread or something that might grab it and pull it down... ?

:2 cents:

Kill yourself now!

just kidding

i ate a huge meal and drank a lot of stuff and it went away

^ solves a lot of stuff

This all sounds very dangerous. I am not eating popcorn anymore! :helpme