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				I have a tiny piece of popcorn stuck in my throat, what the hell do I do?
			 
			I tried everything, it's still there and it's kinda annoying. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Go back in time and don't eat popcorn 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 swallow a handful of razor blades, they should help scrape it out of there and take it down to your belly..... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Suck a Dick and hope it knocks it loose 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 get drunk and forget about it, it will be solved in the morning 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 I need a beer  
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Stick your finger down your throat and puke it up 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Brush way back with a toothbrush but do it over the sink or toilet for any hurling that may result 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Try Drayno. That'll do the trick. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 heimlich manuver!!! i'll save you! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 seriously, try to scrap it out with you finger nail or toothbrush.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 My uncle had a piece of peanut stuck in his throat and had to undergo surgery to have it removed. Good luck. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 When it happened to me I ate crispbread and it helped. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Eat a lot of yoguart real quick 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 where exactly is it stuck, i have emergency room experience 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Eat a bunch of Ritz crackers and then drink a milk shake quickly. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Drink something hot 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 One Month Update: The piece of popcorn and I are one. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 So it's still there? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 he means the popcorn evaporated into his throat 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 drink some vodka, Grey Goose preferrably 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 eat something else... like a piece of bread or something that might grab it and pull it down... ?   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Kill yourself now! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 This all sounds very dangerous. I am not eating popcorn anymore!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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