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#1 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 8,245
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Salt
Just surfing around and something crossed my mind. Just wondering, if you poured salt on your knob (not foreskin)... would it hurt (like an open wound)?
I'm too much of a chicken shit to try it for myself... |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Europe / the Netherlands
Posts: 125
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did you ever swim in the sea?
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#3 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Tac Town
Posts: 3,662
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There is salt on your hands.. Have you ever touched yourself?? hehe..
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Location: Tac Town
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There is salt on your hands.. Have you ever touched yourself?? hehe..
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 8,245
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Non cheating area, Denmark
Posts: 228
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Why would anyone want to put salt on anything that they weren't gonna eat ?
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#7 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wa. U.S.A
Posts: 121
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Salt might be fine, but one time I tried to use hand santizer as a lubricant to give my boyfriend a handjob(we were in a car and it was all I had available) and wow, he screamed like a cat caught in a fireplace. So I don't recommend any sort of astringent.
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#8 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 1,782
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Salt, Sanatizer HA.
Try sticking your dick in and out of a hole at 90mph and ramming it into a pubicbone. ![]() That kinda kills the mood. Muff |
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#9 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wa. U.S.A
Posts: 121
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I had a friend once who said that when he was in the clutches of puberty and sticking his weewee in every hole he could find he decided to warm up a tomato in the microwave to masturbate with cuz he thought that would be a lot like a girl's bits, but he warmed it a little too much and burnt his pecker so badly that he had to go to the doctor. He lied and said that he knocked his sister's curling iron off the table and he was naked so it fell on his johnson, but he didn't think anyone believed him.
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#10 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 787
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