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I had a friend once who said that when he was in the clutches of puberty and sticking his weewee in every hole he could find he decided to warm up a tomato in the microwave to masturbate with cuz he thought that would be a lot like a girl's bits, but he warmed it a little too much and burnt his pecker so badly that he had to go to the doctor. He lied and said that he knocked his sister's curling iron off the table and he was naked so it fell on his johnson, but he didn't think anyone believed him.
Enchantress
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