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Joesho · 08-06-2004, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by gregtx
Can I fight against two lady webmasters in bikinis and oil???

sounds like a fun event Jo...

but the realism is:

A. who would want to buy a dvd of a bunch of goofy internet nerds amateur boxing.. besides other webmasters?

B. I guarantee if someone did get hurt.. regardless of your waiver.. you or your sponsors would be sued.

C. I doubt anyones health insurance would cover any injuries.

I dunno.. i'm old and have a family.. risk vs. reward is just not there...

good questions greg, and to answear the insurance issue, State law will mandate that we are covered on that front.

as far as fight footage, the nonskilled webmaster open category is just one of the categories.

we will also be having companies bring in fighters, or allow other fighter s to enter in a seperate category... ( this will be the reall fighting most likely that gets the coverage....)

Theo · 08-06-2004, 09:04 AM

i bet we can book Tyson for few grands now ;-)

Dwreck · 08-06-2004, 09:13 AM

Haha I would tottaly watch that. Good idea. HOWEVER I dont think ANYONE would have the balls to enter. Image is everything in this biz and I cant see it happing.
Like all the webmasters that claim they would make better porn stars than so and so then show up and the Shane's world party in Maimi where there was free hand jobs to anyone that stepped up and they were begging webmasters to step up to the plate. PUSSIES

I fought Jason Tucker In Arizona and I have the Video to prove it..
Click to see me get my ass kicked HAHA

InsaneMidget · 08-06-2004, 09:14 AM

Clever

Doctor Dre · 08-06-2004, 09:16 AM

ROFL . That's gonna be a REALLY fucking funny one .

If you gimmie enough time for a good training I might be in ...

speakthetruth · 08-06-2004, 09:16 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
Thats right it is time to find out who will put up, and who will shut up.. We will be releasing more details soon.

If you are interested in sponsor information please feel free to ICQ me, this is gonna be big, we have pro fighters as celebrity Judges, and are planning a rock concert in conjunction with the tournament.

we have a male and female division, and 2 different types of categories.

#1-- you must enter yourself, and be a known member of the industry, ( no ringers here folks, you can only enter yourself)
Pairings for this category will be done with all webmaster audience participation too ( this one is gonna be fun)
This division will serve as the undercard.

#2-- This is for the fighters only, shit talkers should stick to the lower class.. this is where a company can sponsor any fighter they want. this is where they bring the HEAT baby. we are looking to have a 10K purse for first prize in three weight divisions in this category. This is open to anyone that can pass the state required physical, and signs the release.

All applicable amature rules will be in effect, and safety is our foremost concern of course.

everyone will be required to wear head gear, crotch pads, mouthpieces ( I know crotch pads and mouthpieces are the same for some of you LOL) and bigger heavy padded gloves will be used.

GONNA TALK THE TALK, NOW YOU CAN WALK THE WALK.....

who wants some?

This will really happen. I am sure the insurance companies are living up at your doors. I bet $10k this never happens.

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Clever

it must of been one of my stoned moments.....

LOL

you gonna enter?

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
This will really happen. I am sure the insurance companies are living up at your doors. I bet $10k this never happens.

yeah wll only problem with that is you and I both know you do not have the 10K to lose LOL and will never pay anyway!!!

speakthetruth · 08-06-2004, 09:21 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
it is not about me, it is about the event, although I have been adding a little spice, by telling people I would knock them out lately , LOL ( and you all thought I was just crazy )

this is about putting on a good tournament, and having it well documented, and think it is a bad idea? take a look at the toughman contests, they sell pay per view like crazy!!!!

we will be offering DVD's, a paysite of course complete with a forum on the fighters themselves, a list of posible rivalries, and many other good things to encourage participation year round
from the webmaster community.

for the webmaster categories, we will add anyones name to the list, that calls out another webmastr, or that says they want in, then the GFY community, ( and the adult community as a whole)
will get to decide who actually meets whom in the pairings 8 weeks before the fights. so then the fighters will know who they are matched up against. I will be just another small cog in the big machine...

You have really smoked too much of your own product.

FreeHugeMovies · 08-06-2004, 09:22 AM

There is a skinny loud mouth keyboard warrior I would love to get hold of. I hope to run to him in Miami before this contest.

speakthetruth · 08-06-2004, 09:23 AM

Someone bookmark and bump this thread in a year.

For a good laugh.

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
You have really smoked too much of your own product.

I should be easy to beat then, so enter....

or don't watch if violence is not your thing.... makes no difference to me, I already know going into this that talkers will be just that talkers ( although I have smoked enough today that I have made a contigency plan, and actually have a use for talkers like you) haha watch as I play you like a fiddle for the next couple of months LOL you have already bought into my knock out threads, and follow them clocely, wait till you actually get to see what comes next LOL

Cory W · 08-06-2004, 09:26 AM

I challenge KimmyKim.

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
There is a skinny loud mouth keyboard warrior I would love to get hold of. I hope to run to him in Miami before this contest.

Yeah, that is the spirit!!!!

speakthetruth · 08-06-2004, 09:34 AM

No sponsor in his right mind would sponsor this with the legal liability. Good luck getting insurance.

It is funny how people have no idea how the real world works. I bet for an event as simple as the belly flop in Miami they have had to hire security, medical people, insurance, etc.

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
No sponsor in his right mind would sponsor this with the legal liability. Good luck getting insurance.

It is funny how people have no idea how the real world works. I bet for an event as simple as the belly flop in Miami they have had to hire security, medical people, insurance, etc.

yes we did have to hire all of that for the bellyflop contest.

how the fuck do you think amature fights like the toughman contest take place dipshit? where do you think they started from?

InsaneMidget · 08-06-2004, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
it must of been one of my stoned moments.....

LOL

you gonna enter?

Can't see anything stopping me from doing it.

speakthetruth · 08-06-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
yes we did have to hire all of that for the bellyflop contest.

how the fuck do you think amature fights like the toughman contest take place dipshit? where do you think they started from?

I am sure with your 420 business card state boxing comissions would take you very seriously.

LadyMischief · 08-06-2004, 10:07 AM

I'll enter.

Jman · 08-06-2004, 10:15 AM

I'll fight any of you bitches.... Who wants to be first

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Can't see anything stopping me from doing it.

great, good to hear it, I will be sure you get the info as it is announced.

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by speakthetruth
I am sure with your 420 business card state boxing comissions would take you very seriously.

what does a 420 business card look like anyway?

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
I'll enter.

good, I think the female category will be one of those most entertaining categories actually.

Maybe Jenn will train you ....

Jman · 08-06-2004, 10:19 AM

Yo Joe, I have contacts with the President and VP of the WBC Boxing committee.

Let me know if you need a hand bro.

Fletch XXX · 08-06-2004, 10:21 AM

i can already see the headlines.

webmaster dies in amateur boxing matches, FEDs brought in to find out why it hyappened.

possibly tied to marijuana growers and porn companies.

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by JMan
Yo Joe, I have contacts with the President and VP of the WBC Boxing committee.

Let me know if you need a hand bro.

great JMan we can sit down and talk about this in florida some....

I still have a few friends from my days in vegas, so we are working out the state details right now...

I would love to have your help. we have big plans for this , and intend on it becoming a regular tournemant every year.... I already have two local clubs from Vegas to sponsor as well.

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
i can already see the headlines.

webmaster dies in amateur boxing matches, FEDs brought in to find out why it hyappened.

possibly tied to marijuana growers and porn companies.

Dont forget about the Hookers, and blowjobs too!!!!

Jman · 08-06-2004, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
great JMan we can sit down and talk about this in florida some....

I still have a few friends from my days in vegas, so we are working out the state details right now...

I would love to have your help. we have big plans for this , and intend on it becoming a regular tournemant every year.... I already have two local clubs from Vegas to sponsor as well.

Yo Hit me up on ICQ bro. Don't think i will be in Florida this year.

Kimmykim · 08-06-2004, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by WEGCashCory
I challenge KimmyKim.

Super! Being a raging metrosexual like you are, we won't need to throw punches. In round one, we can compare manicures. Round two, haircuts (and I just got a smashing new cut and color yesterday, lovely shades of pink btw). Round three can be fashionable footwear presentations...

Or I could just get you a few Jager shots before we start and then push you around the ring with my left hand ;-}}}}}

Oooooh, see you next week sweetie!

cayne · 08-06-2004, 10:33 AM

pls make some videos, I'm very curious...

seeric · 08-06-2004, 10:34 AM

i challenge paris hilton!

Vanilla DeVille · 08-06-2004, 10:34 AM

Excellent idea, Joesho!

"Let's get ready to RUMBLE"

LadyMischief · 08-06-2004, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
good, I think the female category will be one of those most entertaining categories actually.

Maybe Jenn will train you ....

I'm already taking classes with jenn thanks.

brand0n · 08-06-2004, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
the 1st rule of webmaster boxing is you do not talk about webmaster boxing.

the 1st rule of webmaster boxing is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT WEBMASTER BOXING.

NaughtyJenn · 08-06-2004, 10:42 AM

intresting....

08-06-2004, 10:49 AM

Will they actually give you a license to do this sort of thing with just any guy off the street?

I would have thought it would have been very hard to get one.

sherie · 08-06-2004, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Super! Being a raging metrosexual like you are, we won't need to throw punches. In round one, we can compare manicures. Round two, haircuts (and I just got a smashing new cut and color yesterday, lovely shades of pink btw). Round three can be fashionable footwear presentations...

Or I could just get you a few Jager shots before we start and then push you around the ring with my left hand ;-}}}}}

Oooooh, see you next week sweetie!

Compare hair cuts? KK you must be talking about the hair on his arms, I didn't see one shred upon his head!! ;)

Looking forward to seeing your new doo =) I go for mine soon too! Gawd I love hair!

SiMpLe · 08-06-2004, 10:54 AM

Awesome - I would be so into this

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Will they actually give you a license to do this sort of thing with just any guy off the street?

I would have thought it would have been very hard to get one.

There are a lot of hoops, but yes amature tournaments take place all across the country from ages 6 and up on a regular basis

D-Money · 08-06-2004, 10:55 AM

Nobody's got the balls to step in the ring with me.

Tala · 08-06-2004, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
i already know who I want to knock out

Can I be your cheering section?

Great idea Joe. Unfortunately, no one is going to volunteer to get in the ring with my fat ass.

Kimmykim · 08-06-2004, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Compare hair cuts? KK you must be talking about the hair on his arms, I didn't see one shred upon his head!! ;)

Looking forward to seeing your new doo =) I go for mine soon too! Gawd I love hair!

I'll win round two by default ;)

Hair and shoes!!!

TheGoldenChild · 08-06-2004, 11:03 AM

on second thought
I consulted with my plastic surgeon and he feels another blow to my precious rhinoplasty can be detrimental in my future love making .

Hence if I get popped in the "sniffer"
I'll never look this good again

:-))

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Can I be your cheering section?

Great idea Joe. Unfortunately, no one is going to volunteer to get in the ring with my fat ass.

It was actually JJSlims idea, I was just fortunate enough to be the one he decided to do it with .

Must be cause I am such a horrible guy and a dcik all the time huh LOL

NaughtyJenn · 08-06-2004, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
Nobody's got the balls to step in the ring with me.

bring it :P lol

speakthetruth · 08-06-2004, 11:24 AM

No idea that Joesho was now working for WEG/PureCash. People change jobs so much I can not keep up.

mary34d · 08-06-2004, 11:30 AM

I challenge Aaronm and forest vs. Mary34d

Firehorse · 08-06-2004, 02:43 PM

Joesho, this sounds klick ass. We won't be in Florida this year because of family and offline business comittments. I hope it's happening in Vegas. I would be up for it. I am primarily a Martial Artist although I was trained by one of the best boxing trainers in Australia for a couple of years when I was a kid and use a lot of boxing techniques in my training.

Jman · 08-06-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
Nobody's got the balls to step in the ring with me.

Your on with a Bong

Joesho · 08-06-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
No idea that Joesho was now working for WEG/PureCash. People change jobs so much I can not keep up.

well keeping up with facts might be your first step LOL
I do not work for either of those TERRIFIC companies....

I have never switched any job ( I work for myself LOL and that is a full time Job just being my own HO, hence the name Joes HO)

glad to know you want to take an interest in me though

08-06-2004, 09:13 AM	#53
Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	Haha I would tottaly watch that. Good idea. HOWEVER I dont think ANYONE would have the balls to enter. Image is everything in this biz and I cant see it happing. Like all the webmasters that claim they would make better porn stars than so and so then show up and the Shane's world party in Maimi where there was free hand jobs to anyone that stepped up and they were begging webmasters to step up to the plate. PUSSIES I fought Jason Tucker In Arizona and I have the Video to prove it.. Click to see me get my ass kicked HAHA __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

08-06-2004, 09:26 AM	#63
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08-06-2004, 10:07 AM	#69
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08-06-2004, 10:15 AM	#70
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08-06-2004, 10:19 AM	#74
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,767	Yo Joe, I have contacts with the President and VP of the WBC Boxing committee. Let me know if you need a hand bro. __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

08-06-2004, 09:04 AM	#52
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i bet we can book Tyson for few grands now ;-)

08-06-2004, 09:14 AM	#54
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08-06-2004, 09:22 AM	#60
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	There is a skinny loud mouth keyboard warrior I would love to get hold of. I hope to run to him in Miami before this contest.

08-06-2004, 09:23 AM	#61
speakthetruth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 400	Someone bookmark and bump this thread in a year. For a good laugh.

08-06-2004, 09:34 AM	#65
speakthetruth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 400	No sponsor in his right mind would sponsor this with the legal liability. Good luck getting insurance. It is funny how people have no idea how the real world works. I bet for an event as simple as the belly flop in Miami they have had to hire security, medical people, insurance, etc.

08-06-2004, 10:21 AM	#75
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	i can already see the headlines. webmaster dies in amateur boxing matches, FEDs brought in to find out why it hyappened. possibly tied to marijuana growers and porn companies. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

08-06-2004, 10:33 AM	#80
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08-06-2004, 10:34 AM	#81
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08-06-2004, 10:34 AM	#82
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08-06-2004, 10:42 AM	#85
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08-06-2004, 10:49 AM	#86
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Will they actually give you a license to do this sort of thing with just any guy off the street? I would have thought it would have been very hard to get one.

08-06-2004, 10:54 AM	#88
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08-06-2004, 10:55 AM	#90
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08-06-2004, 11:03 AM	#93
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08-06-2004, 11:24 AM	#96
speakthetruth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 400	No idea that Joesho was now working for WEG/PureCash. People change jobs so much I can not keep up.

08-06-2004, 11:30 AM	#97
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08-06-2004, 02:43 PM	#98
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Joesho, this sounds klick ass. We won't be in Florida this year because of family and offline business comittments. I hope it's happening in Vegas. I would be up for it. I am primarily a Martial Artist although I was trained by one of the best boxing trainers in Australia for a couple of years when I was a kid and use a lot of boxing techniques in my training. __________________ MySweetEbony