JoesHO and JJSLIMM are proud to announce webmasterboxing....
 

Thats right it is time to find out who will put up, and who will shut up.. We will be releasing more details soon.

If you are interested in sponsor information please feel free to ICQ me, this is gonna be big, we have pro fighters as celebrity Judges, and are planning a rock concert in conjunction with the tournament.

we have a male and female division, and 2 different types of categories.

#1-- you must enter yourself, and be a known member of the industry, ( no ringers here folks, you can only enter yourself)
Pairings for this category will be done with all webmaster audience participation too ( this one is gonna be fun)
This division will serve as the undercard.

#2-- This is for the fighters only, shit talkers should stick to the lower class.. this is where a company can sponsor any fighter they want. this is where they bring the HEAT baby. we are looking to have a 10K purse for first prize in three weight divisions in this category. This is open to anyone that can pass the state required physical, and signs the release.

All applicable amature rules will be in effect, and safety is our foremost concern of course.

everyone will be required to wear head gear, crotch pads, mouthpieces ( I know crotch pads and mouthpieces are the same for some of you LOL) and bigger heavy padded gloves will be used.

GONNA TALK THE TALK, NOW YOU CAN WALK THE WALK.....

who wants some?

Depending when it takes place, I enter myself for the non-pro class :thumbsup

If you change ti to hardcore wrestling I'll enter myself in the other class :Graucho

:thumbsup

you gonna record the fights and shit? great idea!

we'll need a first fight, anyone wanna fight me?

id get in the ring :) so count me in :)

Sounds like a great Idea but because of schedule constraints I might not be able to participate but if I can I want Lensman...J/k I can't wait to see this thing take off and if I can participate I will but if not I'll throw my support to the cause in somehow...

Cool.

the 1st rule of webmaster boxing is you do not talk about webmaster boxing.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I guess he already broke the rule, now thousands of surfers know about it.:1orglaugh

Throw some bitches in the mix and I bet conversions would be great!

I challenge Brad Shaw.

what are the weight divisions ?

This could be interesting, can't wait to see out how it pans out. :)

There will be 3 weight devisions, so , probably Big Heavy (no limit), Heavy weight and Middle weight? That's my guess.

I challenge some skinny 16 year old surfer nerd. Preferably someone who can't see without his glasses.

If you ever make a euro version I'm interested

i already know who I want to knock out

Only boxing? Or K1 fights?

Im in anyways! Prefer K1 rules though

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Like he would accept:winkwink:

I love watching K1 :winkwink: How about Pride rules.

i'm ready punks

http://www.so-net.ne.jp/feg/k-1/figh...e_zambidis.jpg

I am not trained to fight pride rules.... unfortunately

hahaha, GFY is full of professional fighters now, just like every other skilled profession :1orglaugh

This sounds like loads of fun. Webcast?

heh ..nice

I'm curious if YOU ALL are going to walk the walk now that you've talked the talk.

I think you're overestimating the participation in this from the kind of people that you really want.

What about Pride rules?

This is something I would actually pay money to watch. :1orglaugh

I challenge Dark Jedi

Is this going to happen in Florida?...this isn't much notice...I wanna kick Beergoofs ass

LOL we discussed doing this very thing.

Does it have to be a women vs women? Cause I hate hitting girls...There are quite a few dudes I wouldn't mind beating the ever loving shit out of - bare knuckle style!! LOLOL :glugglug

I think the belly flop contest is better. Nice try though.

ding, ding this could be good. Got anyone in mind for the first match Joe?

this is a show to see.


I'd get in the ring...might get my clock cleaned but cant be too bad if we have gloves and a mouth piece in:thumbsup

i am gonna punch you in the face with my brass knuckles

for all the icq spamming you do

yeah, Nick only boxing rules ( we have to have a license)
and as I know several people like the K1, we feel boxing will be more of a draw for us, from an overall perspective.

but glad to know you are interested, Bo said she was gona put us together for a cocktail anyway, so this will be something else for us to talk about in florida :thumbsup

it is not about me, it is about the event, although I have been adding a little spice, by telling people I would knock them out lately , LOL ( and you all thought I was just crazy :) )

this is about putting on a good tournament, and having it well documented, and think it is a bad idea? take a look at the toughman contests, they sell pay per view like crazy!!!!

we will be offering DVD's, a paysite of course complete with a forum on the fighters themselves, a list of posible rivalries, and many other good things to encourage participation year round
from the webmaster community.

for the webmaster categories, we will add anyones name to the list, that calls out another webmastr, or that says they want in, then the GFY community, ( and the adult community as a whole)
will get to decide who actually meets whom in the pairings 8 weeks before the fights. so then the fighters will know who they are matched up against. I will be just another small cog in the big machine...

No Spunky, this event will Kick off in Vegas....:)

GREAT glad to hear you like the Bellyflop contest, and hope to see you there ( I am a co sponsor of that event :) )

The Bellyflop event is the must attend event of the summertime you are correct, and is set up for all to enjoy some good clean summertime fun poolside!....

the fighting tournament is a little different....:winkwink:

There are only 2 individuals who I would consider fighting in this industry.. one is retired and the other is making doughnuts at the fair now. Not quite fair competition.

With some of the professional/amateur fighters in the industry now, you'd be crazy to go in blindly against someone. Getting regular out of shape webmasters into a boxing match is funny, but not something to be taken lightly.

Think webmaster celebrity boxing, MTV style. Perhaps you should require everyone to pass a physical? lol

LOL, several ...

I would love to see a Bradshaw vs KB match
or a Sleazydream vs Pichunter match
or how about a fletchXXX vs Oracle Porn match

etc, etc, etc, you get the idea right? we take several board rivalries, and we as a community get to pair the (willing ones only of course) combatatns up for the fights.....

But yeah on a personal level I have a few I would like to step into the ring with too , of courseLOL

as you have seen though , unfortunatly most of the possibles for me only seem to be talkers and tough guys here, once the possibility of getting hit by me sinks in to their head, they usually turn the conversation in to how uncivilized I am, or how much of a bully I am, or like BradM tries to do...LOL he admitted he is only trying to bait me into hitting him so he can sue me, and not be broke any longer ... so I guess I will have to let time tell who will be the first opponent of mine.

Very nice idea and in vegas of course porn and fighting is a great match I always wonderd why they never schedule the ufc at the same time as the show in vegas. It seems with all the conventions going on that week it would be a big draw.

Very True Sharky, we are not out to see anyone get seriously hurt... skill level and training will be a factor in the pairings as well.

Also yes the potential combatants will be required to pass a physical 30 days prior to the event.

JUICYYYYYYYYYYY


This will rock

I can't get this out of my head ...' get in the ring and I kick your bitchy little ass PUNK' Hahah...can anyone guess who does that song and what it's called? LOL easy peasy!

Guns and roses?

LOL None other than! ;)

Can I fight against two lady webmasters in bikinis and oil???


sounds like a fun event Jo...

but the realism is:

A. who would want to buy a dvd of a bunch of goofy internet nerds amateur boxing.. besides other webmasters?

B. I guarantee if someone did get hurt.. regardless of your waiver.. you or your sponsors would be sued.

C. I doubt anyones health insurance would cover any injuries.

I dunno.. i'm old and have a family.. risk vs. reward is just not there...

:2 cents:

how can I fight if I can't ground and pound?

boxing is too painful...

Greg, I will thumb wrestle you in Hollywood for the title.