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chAos · 08-03-2004, 04:40 PM

Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people staring at the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although he was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, needed three stitches in his forehead.

08-03-2004, 04:41 PM

Hahahahahah! That's some hillarious shit! Luckilly I'm always covered.

JSA Matt · 08-03-2004, 04:41 PM

Goose · 08-03-2004, 04:42 PM

let's see some pics of that!

Abyss_Vee · 08-03-2004, 04:42 PM

lol no more freeballin for me

Jdoughs · 08-03-2004, 04:42 PM

muahahhahaha

Thats Rich

wargames · 08-03-2004, 04:43 PM

polish_aristocrat · 08-03-2004, 04:51 PM

Tala · 08-03-2004, 04:54 PM

I just spit tea all over the monitor.

pornguy · 08-03-2004, 04:54 PM

That brought tears to my eyes from laughing.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-03-2004, 04:55 PM

DavieVegas · 08-03-2004, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chAos
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people staring at the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although he was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, needed three stitches in his forehead.

sumphatpimp · 08-03-2004, 04:58 PM

if you insist

Paraskass · 08-03-2004, 04:59 PM

MandyBlake · 08-03-2004, 05:07 PM

That's funny.
I know I could tell my husband's legs from some other guy's, but I guess she couldn't.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-03-2004, 05:09 PM

thats just downright funny. I bet the other guy will hang out under parked cars more often! and as well he should.

TaDoW · 08-03-2004, 05:14 PM

that is fucking hilarious!!! LOL

eiht_98 · 08-03-2004, 05:15 PM

EviLGuY · 08-03-2004, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
if you insist

Thats a nice skirt!

Doctor Dre · 08-03-2004, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
if you insist

I almost puked right there

Syl · 08-03-2004, 06:08 PM

omg ..too funny..thnx

detoxed · 08-03-2004, 06:23 PM

Wow i'd be pissed she cant even recognize my legs?

jade_dragon · 08-03-2004, 06:29 PM

Haha that is a funny one, I sneezed while I was under a 240sx one time, damn that hurt!

robfantasy · 08-03-2004, 06:33 PM

haha that is funny shit

RobD · 08-03-2004, 06:44 PM

lol, good one

asuna · 08-03-2004, 07:05 PM

fucking funny!

But I also find it weird she couldn't tell the difference, or maybe he had a bigger dick and she just wanted to touch it

SureFire · 08-03-2004, 07:08 PM

Firehorse · 08-04-2004, 06:44 AM

That is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!

TweetyBird · 08-04-2004, 07:11 AM

good story

iFliPcEss · 08-04-2004, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
if you insist

volante · 08-04-2004, 07:18 AM

http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/unzipped.asp

ronaldo · 08-04-2004, 07:31 AM

That was good for an early morning laugh.

Raf1 · 08-04-2004, 08:09 AM

hehe, pretty funny story

mardigras · 08-04-2004, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake
That's funny.
I know I could tell my husband's legs from some other guy's, but I guess she couldn't.

I'm not sure how real the story is. I've been hearing it for 3 years and IIRC it used to be somewhere other than Walmart. It is funny, though.

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chAos Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: hell Posts: 1,348	Always wear underwear.......... Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people staring at the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although he was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, needed three stitches in his forehead. __________________ chAos Email Solutions - Traffic - Domains email: [email protected] skype: marketingguruchaos icq: 101955210

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	thats just downright funny. I bet the other guy will hang out under parked cars more often! and as well he should.

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