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chAos

08-03-2004 04:40 PM

Always wear underwear..........

Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people staring at the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although he was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, needed three stitches in his forehead.

shermo

08-03-2004 04:41 PM

Hahahahahah! That's some hillarious shit! Luckilly I'm always covered. :1orglaugh

JSA Matt

08-03-2004 04:41 PM

:1orglaugh

Goose

08-03-2004 04:42 PM

let's see some pics of that! :1orglaugh

Abyss_Vee

08-03-2004 04:42 PM

:1orglaugh lol no more freeballin for me

Jdoughs

08-03-2004 04:42 PM

muahahhahaha

Thats Rich

wargames

08-03-2004 04:43 PM

:1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat

08-03-2004 04:51 PM

http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/postpics.gif

Tala	08-03-2004 04:54 PM

I just spit tea all over the monitor. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pornguy

08-03-2004 04:54 PM

That brought tears to my eyes from laughing.

Semi-Retired-Dave

08-03-2004 04:55 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DavieVegas

08-03-2004 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chAos
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people staring at the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although he was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, needed three stitches in his forehead.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sumphatpimp

08-03-2004 04:58 PM

if you insist

http://www.freeballing.com/gallery/a...freeballin.jpg

Paraskass

08-03-2004 04:59 PM

:1orglaugh

MandyBlake

08-03-2004 05:07 PM

That's funny.
I know I could tell my husband's legs from some other guy's, but I guess she couldn't.

Marcus Aurelius

08-03-2004 05:09 PM

thats just downright funny. I bet the other guy will hang out under parked cars more often! and as well he should.

TaDoW

08-03-2004 05:14 PM

that is fucking hilarious!!! LOL

:thumbsup

eiht_98

08-03-2004 05:15 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EviLGuY

08-03-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
if you insist

http://www.freeballing.com/gallery/a...freeballin.jpg

Thats a nice skirt! :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre

08-03-2004 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
if you insist

http://www.freeballing.com/gallery/a...freeballin.jpg

I almost puked right there

Syl	08-03-2004 06:08 PM

omg ..too funny..thnx :thumbsup

detoxed

08-03-2004 06:23 PM

Wow i'd be pissed she cant even recognize my legs?

jade_dragon

08-03-2004 06:29 PM

Haha that is a funny one, I sneezed while I was under a 240sx one time, damn that hurt!

robfantasy

08-03-2004 06:33 PM

haha that is funny shit

RobD	08-03-2004 06:44 PM

lol, good one :thumbsup :1orglaugh

asuna

08-03-2004 07:05 PM

fucking funny!

But I also find it weird she couldn't tell the difference, or maybe he had a bigger dick and she just wanted to touch it

SureFire

08-03-2004 07:08 PM

:1orglaugh

Firehorse

08-04-2004 06:44 AM

That is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh! :1orglaugh

TweetyBird

08-04-2004 07:11 AM

good story :1orglaugh

iFliPcEss

08-04-2004 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
if you insist

http://www.freeballing.com/gallery/a...freeballin.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

volante

08-04-2004 07:18 AM

http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/unzipped.asp

ronaldo

08-04-2004 07:31 AM

That was good for an early morning laugh. :1orglaugh

Raf1	08-04-2004 08:09 AM

hehe, pretty funny story :)

mardigras

08-04-2004 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake
That's funny.
I know I could tell my husband's legs from some other guy's, but I guess she couldn't.

I'm not sure how real the story is. I've been hearing it for 3 years and IIRC it used to be somewhere other than Walmart. It is funny, though.

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