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Fake Nick · 08-02-2004, 03:59 PM

I run a program, what is the shaving percentage you would like me to use?

Mike Okitch · 08-02-2004, 04:12 PM

Huh?!?

WTF???

How about 0%...douchebag

EviLGuY · 08-02-2004, 04:14 PM

Shave 100% please. I like it like that.

AGF · 08-02-2004, 04:15 PM

wft Fake Nick
That must be one of the stupidst question there ever have been made here on this board

samuel · 08-02-2004, 04:16 PM

officially shaving??..

what's your program?..

samuel

alexg · 08-02-2004, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Okitch
Huh?!?

WTF???

How about 0%...douchebag

looks like someone has forgot to turn on his sarcasm detector

detoxed · 08-02-2004, 04:17 PM

If anyone have proof of shaving, it is fraud, and criminal charges can be pressed. A conviction would lead the way for easy civil case

Thrawn$ · 08-02-2004, 04:18 PM

1 signup for us, 2 for you

dropped9 · 08-02-2004, 04:18 PM

How about every tuesday?

Mike Okitch · 08-02-2004, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
looks like someone has forgot to turn on his sarcasm detector

For a stupid question, I give a stupid answer.

untitled · 08-02-2004, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
How about every tuesday?

yeah turn the shavers on 75% on tuesday but payout 2x for each sale!

BrianO · 08-02-2004, 04:23 PM

Here is how it works dude ... normal ratios are about 1:80. if ya got a sponsor that pays 30.00 a sign up and has a 4.95 trial he needs at least 7 trial sign ups to make a profit, (because most trials end pretty quick and rarely keep their subscription)
and if ya send them 14 signs ups you get 30.00! That?s why most people think about 1:300 is pretty normal. Just start you a paysite and watch your conversions .. its crazy when you?re used to getting 1:300 and all the sudden its like 1:80!
And shaving isn?t illegal either!

Doctor Dre · 08-02-2004, 06:50 PM

ROFL this thread actually make me laugh hard

undermyspell · 08-02-2004, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianO

And shaving isn?t illegal either!

Shaving isn't illegal?

What else would you consider entering into a contract with a sponsor and agreeing upon (sponsor's TOS) a set amount to get paid for each join sent and then only being credited for a percentage of those joins rather than all of them? That is fraud my friend and last time I checked fraud is illegal. I'm not sure what structure the payment processors are set up under but if they are set up like a banking system then you could potentially get nailed for banking fraud as well if you're tampering with the accounting the payment processors are providing you. There are all kinds of corporate laws concerning proper bookkeeping and accounting practices and i'm pretty positive that shaving would violate one or several of those practices. So, if you think shaving isn't illegal I would consult an attorney before putting the practice in motion if you're willing to risk some affiliate with deep pockets nailing you to the wall with a hefty lawsuit.

crockett · 08-02-2004, 08:26 PM

lol you guys are so gullible

KRL · 08-02-2004, 09:12 PM

First shave your balls then your brain then we'll let you know about the rest.

Steen2 · 08-02-2004, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianO

And shaving isn?t illegal either!

rofl

atom · 08-02-2004, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianO
Here is how it works dude ... normal ratios are about 1:80. if ya got a sponsor that pays 30.00 a sign up and has a 4.95 trial he needs at least 7 trial sign ups to make a profit, (because most trials end pretty quick and rarely keep their subscription)
and if ya send them 14 signs ups you get 30.00! That?s why most people think about 1:300 is pretty normal. Just start you a paysite and watch your conversions .. its crazy when you?re used to getting 1:300 and all the sudden its like 1:80!
And shaving isn?t illegal either!

hehe, what a n00b! sponsors dont make any money off upsells, email address, one clicks etc. do they

NoCarrier · 08-02-2004, 09:28 PM

Amazing how trolls can successfully start threads.

Goonx · 08-02-2004, 09:28 PM

sponsors shave, get used to it!
oh that's right, you already have.

back to work

DatingGold · 08-02-2004, 09:36 PM

Love Brokers · 08-02-2004, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
If anyone have proof of shaving, it is fraud, and criminal charges can be pressed. A conviction would lead the way for easy civil case

WTF?????????????

psyko514 · 08-02-2004, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fake Nick
I run a program, what is the shaving percentage you would like me to use?

-20%

Vitasoy · 08-02-2004, 09:58 PM

How about -10 on Monday to -40 on Sunday

pushpills · 08-02-2004, 10:14 PM

I had sex with your mother AND your brother.

fr8 · 08-02-2004, 11:00 PM

How is this a question you would even ask? If you do shave you dont admit to it. If you dont shave then you wouldnt ask.

Satisfaction · 08-02-2004, 11:10 PM

shaved muff is the best muff :P

jonesy · 08-02-2004, 11:57 PM

use moisturizer

Love Brokers · 08-03-2004, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
shaved muff is the best muff :P

I guess is better than a neglected beaver.

emthree · 08-03-2004, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
First shave your brain then we'll let you know about the rest.

One too many tonight?

darnit · 08-03-2004, 03:09 AM

People, his nic is "FAKE NICK" my lord why are people even replying???

oh wait, im replying now.....

08-02-2004, 03:59 PM	#1
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08-02-2004, 04:14 PM	#3
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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	If anyone have proof of shaving, it is fraud, and criminal charges can be pressed. A conviction would lead the way for easy civil case

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dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	How about every tuesday?

08-02-2004, 04:23 PM	#12
BrianO Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 7	Here is how it works dude ... normal ratios are about 1:80. if ya got a sponsor that pays 30.00 a sign up and has a 4.95 trial he needs at least 7 trial sign ups to make a profit, (because most trials end pretty quick and rarely keep their subscription) and if ya send them 14 signs ups you get 30.00! That?s why most people think about 1:300 is pretty normal. Just start you a paysite and watch your conversions .. its crazy when you?re used to getting 1:300 and all the sudden its like 1:80! And shaving isn?t illegal either!

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08-03-2004, 03:09 AM	#31
darnit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teh Interweb Posts: 2,439	People, his nic is "FAKE NICK" my lord why are people even replying??? oh wait, im replying now.....