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Fake Nick 08-02-2004 03:59 PM

shaving issues
 
I run a program, what is the shaving percentage you would like me to use?

Mike Okitch 08-02-2004 04:12 PM

Huh?!?

WTF???

:eek7

How about 0%...douchebag :321GFY

EviLGuY 08-02-2004 04:14 PM

Shave 100% please. I like it like that.

AGF 08-02-2004 04:15 PM

wft Fake Nick
That must be one of the stupidst question there ever have been made here on this board

samuel 08-02-2004 04:16 PM

officially shaving??..

what's your program?..

samuel

alexg 08-02-2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Okitch
Huh?!?

WTF???

:eek7

How about 0%...douchebag :321GFY

looks like someone has forgot to turn on his sarcasm detector

detoxed 08-02-2004 04:17 PM

If anyone have proof of shaving, it is fraud, and criminal charges can be pressed. A conviction would lead the way for easy civil case

Thrawn$ 08-02-2004 04:18 PM

1 signup for us, 2 for you

dropped9 08-02-2004 04:18 PM

How about every tuesday?

Mike Okitch 08-02-2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
looks like someone has forgot to turn on his sarcasm detector
For a stupid question, I give a stupid answer.

untitled 08-02-2004 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
How about every tuesday?
yeah turn the shavers on 75% on tuesday but payout 2x for each sale!

BrianO 08-02-2004 04:23 PM

Here is how it works dude ... normal ratios are about 1:80. if ya got a sponsor that pays 30.00 a sign up and has a 4.95 trial he needs at least 7 trial sign ups to make a profit, (because most trials end pretty quick and rarely keep their subscription)
and if ya send them 14 signs ups you get 30.00! That?s why most people think about 1:300 is pretty normal. Just start you a paysite and watch your conversions .. its crazy when you?re used to getting 1:300 and all the sudden its like 1:80!
And shaving isn?t illegal either!

Doctor Dre 08-02-2004 06:50 PM

ROFL this thread actually make me laugh hard

undermyspell 08-02-2004 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianO

And shaving isn?t illegal either!

Shaving isn't illegal?

What else would you consider entering into a contract with a sponsor and agreeing upon (sponsor's TOS) a set amount to get paid for each join sent and then only being credited for a percentage of those joins rather than all of them? That is fraud my friend and last time I checked fraud is illegal. I'm not sure what structure the payment processors are set up under but if they are set up like a banking system then you could potentially get nailed for banking fraud as well if you're tampering with the accounting the payment processors are providing you. There are all kinds of corporate laws concerning proper bookkeeping and accounting practices and i'm pretty positive that shaving would violate one or several of those practices. So, if you think shaving isn't illegal I would consult an attorney before putting the practice in motion if you're willing to risk some affiliate with deep pockets nailing you to the wall with a hefty lawsuit.

crockett 08-02-2004 08:26 PM

lol you guys are so gullible :helpme

KRL 08-02-2004 09:12 PM

First shave your balls then your brain then we'll let you know about the rest.



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Steen2 08-02-2004 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianO

And shaving isn?t illegal either!

rofl

atom 08-02-2004 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianO
Here is how it works dude ... normal ratios are about 1:80. if ya got a sponsor that pays 30.00 a sign up and has a 4.95 trial he needs at least 7 trial sign ups to make a profit, (because most trials end pretty quick and rarely keep their subscription)
and if ya send them 14 signs ups you get 30.00! That?s why most people think about 1:300 is pretty normal. Just start you a paysite and watch your conversions .. its crazy when you?re used to getting 1:300 and all the sudden its like 1:80!
And shaving isn?t illegal either!

hehe, what a n00b! sponsors dont make any money off upsells, email address, one clicks etc. do they:1orglaugh

NoCarrier 08-02-2004 09:28 PM

Amazing how trolls can successfully start threads. :1orglaugh

Goonx 08-02-2004 09:28 PM

sponsors shave, get used to it!
oh that's right, you already have.

back to work

DatingGold 08-02-2004 09:36 PM

:1orglaugh

Love Brokers 08-02-2004 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
If anyone have proof of shaving, it is fraud, and criminal charges can be pressed. A conviction would lead the way for easy civil case
WTF?????????????

psyko514 08-02-2004 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fake Nick
I run a program, what is the shaving percentage you would like me to use?
-20%

Vitasoy 08-02-2004 09:58 PM

How about -10 on Monday to -40 on Sunday :)

pushpills 08-02-2004 10:14 PM

I had sex with your mother AND your brother.

fr8 08-02-2004 11:00 PM

How is this a question you would even ask? If you do shave you dont admit to it. If you dont shave then you wouldnt ask.

Satisfaction 08-02-2004 11:10 PM

shaved muff is the best muff :P

jonesy 08-02-2004 11:57 PM

use moisturizer

Love Brokers 08-03-2004 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
shaved muff is the best muff :P
I guess is better than a neglected beaver.:throwup

emthree 08-03-2004 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
First shave your brain then we'll let you know about the rest.



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

One too many tonight?
:glugglug :glugglug :glugglug :glugglug

darnit 08-03-2004 03:09 AM

People, his nic is "FAKE NICK" my lord why are people even replying???

oh wait, im replying now..... :helpme


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