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Old 08-02-2004, 07:07 PM   #1
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What sponsor would Jesus promote if he were a webmaster?


What would Jesus do?
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:08 PM   #2
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:08 PM   #3
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never heard of them. do they have FHGs?
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:08 PM   #4
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:09 PM   #5
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:09 PM   #6
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Jesus would promote penis pills. Because you need a lot of faith for them to really work.
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:09 PM   #7
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:12 PM   #8
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Jesus would promote penis pills. Because you need a lot of faith for them to really work.
Haha, fucking nice.
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:13 PM   #9
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Jesus would promote penis pills. Because you need a lot of faith for them to really work.
lmfaooooooo


what about jelqing? do you think he'd endorse the practice?
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:13 PM   #10
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:14 PM   #11
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:15 PM   #12
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:16 PM   #13
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Not sure if he would promote one. I think he would manifest his own.
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:23 PM   #15
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:30 PM   #16
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:32 PM   #17
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:35 PM   #18
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:38 PM   #20
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Well how about "What Jesus Did" haha!

I know Jesus came down and personally blessed our little Perfection Girls so I am sure he will be looking out for your conversion.











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Old 08-02-2004, 07:43 PM   #21
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:54 PM   #23
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Old 08-02-2004, 07:56 PM   #24
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straight to fucking hell. thats where were going...anyone who clicked this thread...
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Old 08-02-2004, 08:38 PM   #25
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Well how about "What Jesus Did" haha!

I know Jesus came down and personally blessed our little Perfection Girls so I am sure he will be looking out for your conversion.

i remember when i first saw those pics posted
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Old 08-02-2004, 08:39 PM   #26
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straight to fucking hell. thats where were going...anyone who clicked this thread...
is there an adult webmaster that isnt already on that path?
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Old 08-02-2004, 08:40 PM   #27
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What would Jesus do?
It would be funnier if you were actually a Christian (in doubt, of course) instead of just a hater
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Old 08-02-2004, 08:46 PM   #28
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It would be funnier if you were actually a Christian (in doubt, of course) instead of just a hater
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i believe in God, the creator, but not organized religion...
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:37 PM   #29
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You don't have to believe in Jesus but what is the point of mocking him? It is foolish to mock an imaginary ghost, if that's what he is.
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:00 PM   #30
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Jesus gives big ups to Evil Genius Cash cuz he likes the big titties and gets mad conversions on our big titty site (more conversions than his dad gets on any given Sunday)
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You don't have to believe in Jesus but what is the point of mocking him? It is foolish to mock an imaginary ghost, if that's what he is.

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I believe this has more to do with mocking that that dead jewish dude that liked to talk about god & stuff...
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