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MrIzzz 08-02-2004 07:07 PM
Talk to Me Aout Jesus
 
What sponsor would Jesus promote if he were a webmaster?


What would Jesus do?

boardersweetie 08-02-2004 07:08 PM
oh dear...

MrIzzz 08-02-2004 07:08 PM
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Originally posted by boardersweetie
oh dear...
never heard of them. do they have FHGs?

escorpio 08-02-2004 07:08 PM
Jesus mows my lawn.

Juicy D. Links 08-02-2004 07:09 PM
:1orglaugh

NoCarrier 08-02-2004 07:09 PM
Jesus would promote penis pills. Because you need a lot of faith for them to really work.

Spunky 08-02-2004 07:09 PM
Blasphemy...repent you sinners...Jesus forgives everyone

cold_ice 08-02-2004 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by NoCarrier
Jesus would promote penis pills. Because you need a lot of faith for them to really work.
Haha, fucking nice.

MrIzzz 08-02-2004 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by NoCarrier
Jesus would promote penis pills. Because you need a lot of faith for them to really work.
lmfaooooooo


what about jelqing? do you think he'd endorse the practice?

MrIzzz 08-02-2004 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by spunky1
Blasphemy...repent you sinners...Jesus forgives everyone
JESUS IS CANADIAN

escorpio 08-02-2004 07:14 PM
Jesus loves tacos.

mindoza 08-02-2004 07:15 PM
New Site : J-I-L-F

fr8 08-02-2004 07:16 PM
Not sure if he would promote one. I think he would manifest his own.

true_blue_glenn 08-02-2004 07:17 PM
virginmaryandfriends.com

MrIzzz 08-02-2004 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by true_blue_glenn
virginmaryandfriends.com
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



btw, your sig is massive

Doctor Dre 08-02-2004 07:30 PM
Jesus Dialer :)

escorpio 08-02-2004 07:32 PM
Border Bangers, ese!

mal 08-02-2004 07:35 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Jesus Dialer :)
Jesus Dialer rocks. They pay $75 per call. I've made over $900,000 with them since April.

maxdaname 08-02-2004 07:38 PM
Jesus Cash?

PerfectionGirls 08-02-2004 07:38 PM
Well how about "What Jesus Did" haha!

I know Jesus came down and personally blessed our little Perfection Girls so I am sure he will be looking out for your conversion. :)

http://www.perfectioncash.com/misc/jesus

http://www.perfectioncash.com/misc/jesus1

http://www.perfectioncash.com/misc/jesus2

http://www.perfectioncash.com/misc/jesus3

http://www.perfectioncash.com/misc/jesus6

:1orglaugh

escorpio 08-02-2004 07:43 PM
Jesus has a lot of cousins.

Spunky 08-02-2004 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by MrIzzz
JESUS IS CANADIAN
Yes ..he loves Gods country :thumbsup

CyberBachelor 08-02-2004 07:54 PM
oh Jesus

Marcus Aurelius 08-02-2004 07:56 PM
straight to fucking hell. thats where were going...anyone who clicked this thread...

MrIzzz 08-02-2004 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
Well how about "What Jesus Did" haha!

I know Jesus came down and personally blessed our little Perfection Girls so I am sure he will be looking out for your conversion. :)

:1orglaugh
i remember when i first saw those pics posted:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MrIzzz 08-02-2004 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by mdcq
straight to fucking hell. thats where were going...anyone who clicked this thread...
is there an adult webmaster that isnt already on that path?:1orglaugh

Mr. Marks 08-02-2004 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by MrIzzz
What sponsor would Jesus promote if he were a webmaster?


What would Jesus do?
It would be funnier if you were actually a Christian (in doubt, of course) instead of just a hater:1orglaugh

MrIzzz 08-02-2004 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by papichulo
It would be funnier if you were actually a Christian (in doubt, of course) instead of just a hater:1orglaugh
lol

i believe in God, the creator, but not organized religion...
:thumbsup

boobmaster 08-02-2004 09:37 PM
You don't have to believe in Jesus but what is the point of mocking him? It is foolish to mock an imaginary ghost, if that's what he is.

SykkBoy 08-02-2004 11:00 PM
Jesus gives big ups to Evil Genius Cash cuz he likes the big titties and gets mad conversions on our big titty site (more conversions than his dad gets on any given Sunday)

TheJimmy 08-02-2004 11:03 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by boobmaster
You don't have to believe in Jesus but what is the point of mocking him? It is foolish to mock an imaginary ghost, if that's what he is.

ghost?


I believe this has more to do with mocking that that dead jewish dude that liked to talk about god & stuff...


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