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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    Talk to Me Aout Jesus

    What sponsor would Jesus promote if he were a webmaster?


    What would Jesus do?


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  • boardersweetie
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 1889

    #2
    oh dear...

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    • MrIzzz
      If u touch it, I will cum
      • Sep 2003
      • 22923

      #3
      Originally posted by boardersweetie
      oh dear...
      never heard of them. do they have FHGs?


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      • escorpio
        doesn't fuck around.
        • Oct 2002
        • 23483

        #4
        Jesus mows my lawn.
        Unvaxxed, still alive.

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5

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          • NoCarrier
            We need more free porn
            • Mar 2002
            • 16356

            #6
            Jesus would promote penis pills. Because you need a lot of faith for them to really work.

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Blasphemy...repent you sinners...Jesus forgives everyone

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              • cold_ice
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 3027

                #8
                Originally posted by NoCarrier
                Jesus would promote penis pills. Because you need a lot of faith for them to really work.
                Haha, fucking nice.

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                • MrIzzz
                  If u touch it, I will cum
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22923

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                  Jesus would promote penis pills. Because you need a lot of faith for them to really work.
                  lmfaooooooo


                  what about jelqing? do you think he'd endorse the practice?


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                  • MrIzzz
                    If u touch it, I will cum
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22923

                    #10
                    Originally posted by spunky1
                    Blasphemy...repent you sinners...Jesus forgives everyone
                    JESUS IS CANADIAN


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                    • escorpio
                      doesn't fuck around.
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 23483

                      #11
                      Jesus loves tacos.
                      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                      • mindoza
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1625

                        #12
                        New Site : J-I-L-F
                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                        • fr8
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 5074

                          #13
                          Not sure if he would promote one. I think he would manifest his own.
                          joesmut (a) gmail Dot com
                          Full Stack Developer

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                          • true_blue_glenn
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 66

                            #14
                            virginmaryandfriends.com

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                            • MrIzzz
                              If u touch it, I will cum
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 22923

                              #15
                              Originally posted by true_blue_glenn
                              virginmaryandfriends.com




                              btw, your sig is massive


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                              • Doctor Dre
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 51692

                                #16
                                Jesus Dialer
                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                • escorpio
                                  doesn't fuck around.
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 23483

                                  #17
                                  Border Bangers, ese!
                                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                  • mal
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2003
                                    • 1899

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                    Jesus Dialer
                                    Jesus Dialer rocks. They pay $75 per call. I've made over $900,000 with them since April.

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                                    • maxdaname
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 5193

                                      #19
                                      Jesus Cash?

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                                      • PerfectionGirls
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 4484

                                        #20
                                        Well how about "What Jesus Did" haha!

                                        I know Jesus came down and personally blessed our little Perfection Girls so I am sure he will be looking out for your conversion.











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                                        • escorpio
                                          doesn't fuck around.
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 23483

                                          #21
                                          Jesus has a lot of cousins.
                                          Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133978

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                            JESUS IS CANADIAN
                                            Yes ..he loves Gods country

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                                            • CyberBachelor
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 2682

                                              #23
                                              oh Jesus
                                              .....................................

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                                              • Marcus Aurelius
                                                No Refunds Issued.
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 14809

                                                #24
                                                straight to fucking hell. thats where were going...anyone who clicked this thread...

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                                                • MrIzzz
                                                  If u touch it, I will cum
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 22923

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
                                                  Well how about "What Jesus Did" haha!

                                                  I know Jesus came down and personally blessed our little Perfection Girls so I am sure he will be looking out for your conversion.

                                                  i remember when i first saw those pics posted


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                                                  • MrIzzz
                                                    If u touch it, I will cum
                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 22923

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mdcq
                                                    straight to fucking hell. thats where were going...anyone who clicked this thread...
                                                    is there an adult webmaster that isnt already on that path?


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                                                    • Mr. Marks
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 7517

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                      What sponsor would Jesus promote if he were a webmaster?


                                                      What would Jesus do?
                                                      It would be funnier if you were actually a Christian (in doubt, of course) instead of just a hater

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                                                      • MrIzzz
                                                        If u touch it, I will cum
                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                        • 22923

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by papichulo
                                                        It would be funnier if you were actually a Christian (in doubt, of course) instead of just a hater
                                                        lol

                                                        i believe in God, the creator, but not organized religion...


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                                                        • boobmaster
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 6185

                                                          #29
                                                          You don't have to believe in Jesus but what is the point of mocking him? It is foolish to mock an imaginary ghost, if that's what he is.

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                                                          • SykkBoy2
                                                            Jesus loves bacon
                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 19969

                                                            #30
                                                            Jesus gives big ups to Evil Genius Cash cuz he likes the big titties and gets mad conversions on our big titty site (more conversions than his dad gets on any given Sunday)
                                                            Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                            • TheJimmy
                                                              ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 10747

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                              You don't have to believe in Jesus but what is the point of mocking him? It is foolish to mock an imaginary ghost, if that's what he is.

                                                              ghost?


                                                              I believe this has more to do with mocking that that dead jewish dude that liked to talk about god & stuff...
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