If the USA Invaded Mars could the Martians Fight Back? - GoFuckYourself.com

zzgundamnzz · 08-02-2004, 12:23 AM

If the USA Invaded Mars could the Martians Fight Back?

Morgan · 08-02-2004, 12:24 AM

we already invaded them. we sent in a couple retarded rovers and they got beat up by martian pebbles.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-02-2004, 12:24 AM

probably not seeing as how they dont exist. but theres probably also no oil on mars either, so we wont be going there anytime soon.

=^..^= · 08-02-2004, 12:25 AM

they wouldnt have to.. they probablygive us all some disease that would kill humans - like first settlers killed the natives with chicken pox

Mishi · 08-02-2004, 12:27 AM

As long as we have Slim Whitman, we're invincible.

zzgundamnzz · 08-02-2004, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
we already invaded them. we sent in a couple retarded rovers and they got beat up by martian pebbles.

Damn now those are two sad muthafuckin facts of life

Dirty Dane · 08-02-2004, 12:47 AM

Will Smith kicks ass

zzgundamnzz · 08-02-2004, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
probably not seeing as how they dont exist. but theres probably also no oil on mars either, so we wont be going there anytime soon.

True, but theres a few million miles of real estate, huge water supply, and millions of miles of unknown rock. Maybe one of those rocks has the new Steel.

I'd say it would be worth more than oil.

Vitasoy · 08-02-2004, 12:54 AM

uh oh theres life on mars?

MetaMan · 08-02-2004, 12:55 AM

the martians would win, they all carry a viral infectiont hat when sprayed on humans melt our eyes, they will melt our eyes and feed us to the large alien larvae.

BAHHHHHH

Mike Okitch · 08-02-2004, 01:18 AM

They can't invade Mars because

1- The green goo that the Aliens have for blood makes a very shitty substitute to Iraqi oil.

2- I already own Mars. And unless the U.S. government makes me an offer, I'll shoot the army for trespassing on my property. As an offer, I'll take Park Place, $500 monopoly cash and a get out of jail free card.

zzgundamnzz · 08-02-2004, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by Mike Okitch
They can't invade Mars because

1- The green goo that the Aliens have for blood makes a very shitty substitute to Iraqi oil.

2- I already own Mars. And unless the U.S. government makes me an offer, I'll shoot the army for trespassing on my property. As an offer, I'll take Park Place, $500 monopoly cash and a get out of jail free card.

No Boardwalk? Well thats a bargain and you got yourself a deal

Goose · 08-02-2004, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
we already invaded them. we sent in a couple retarded rovers and they got beat up by martian pebbles.

and those pebbles just were too deceitful...we won't stand a chance

Mike Okitch · 08-02-2004, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
No Boardwalk? Well thats a bargain and you got yourself a deal

I already have boardwalk

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