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Originally posted by Mike Okitch
They can't invade Mars because
1- The green goo that the Aliens have for blood makes a very shitty substitute to Iraqi oil.
2- I already own Mars. And unless the U.S. government makes me an offer, I'll shoot the army for trespassing on my property. As an offer, I'll take Park Place, $500 monopoly cash and a get out of jail free card.
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No Boardwalk? Well thats a bargain and you got yourself a deal
