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The Truth Hurts · 07-30-2004, 04:19 PM

My wife takes off and goes to the grocery store for the SOLE PURPOSE of buying me some coffee filters.

She comes home with chips, milk, deoderant, shaving cream, a hershey bar, and NO FUCKING COFFEE FILTERS.

Jdoughs · 07-30-2004, 04:20 PM

Cause you didnt tell her to get mustard.

TurboAngel · 07-30-2004, 04:21 PM

Yes we are huh?

MetaMan · 07-30-2004, 04:21 PM

she had to wipe up the bag boys cum with something.

fr33s3x · 07-30-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Jdoughs
Cause you didnt tell her to get mustard.

Tom_PMs · 07-30-2004, 04:24 PM

She forgot. I guess..

Use a paper towel. Works like a charm.

cold_ice · 07-30-2004, 04:24 PM

I almost always go for myself that way I always get the shit I want to eat or the shit I need. If not she will always pick some nasty ass junk food.

SuckOnThis · 07-30-2004, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
My wife takes off and goes to the grocery store for the SOLE PURPOSE of buying me some coffee filters.

She comes home with chips, milk, deoderant, shaving cream, a hershey bar, and NO FUCKING COFFEE FILTERS.

Sounds like she feels you need a shower and shave a little more than coffee.

Tom_PMs · 07-30-2004, 04:25 PM

Then again...

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She comes home with chips, milk, deoderant, shaving cream, a hershey bar

Maybe she's got a special night planned

The Truth Hurts · 07-30-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by cold_ice
I almost always go for myself that way I always get the shit I want to eat or the shit I need. If not she will always pick some nasty ass junk food.

Naahhh.. she learned long ago.... Me + Grocery Shopping = nothing but junk food and a huge bill.

Raven · 07-30-2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
My wife takes off and goes to the grocery store for the SOLE PURPOSE of buying me some coffee filters.

She comes home with chips, milk, deoderant, shaving cream, a hershey bar, and NO FUCKING COFFEE FILTERS.

Coffee filters are boring and paper towels work fine as a substitute.

She was multitasking. What's confusing about that? LOL

Big Cheese · 07-30-2004, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by Jdoughs
Cause you didnt tell her to get mustard.

ROFL

The Truth Hurts · 07-30-2004, 04:29 PM

thanks for the paper towel suggestions.... but... we appear to be out of those too...

there's 2 items we need.. that should warrant her making another trip : )

punker barbie · 07-30-2004, 04:30 PM

women are the root to all evil

Raven · 07-30-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
thanks for the paper towel suggestions.... but... we appear to be out of those too...

there's 2 items we need.. that should warrant her making another trip : )

Then, she'll bring home everything but the TWO things you need....best go yourself.

Tom_PMs · 07-30-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
thanks for the paper towel suggestions.... but... we appear to be out of those too...

there's 2 items we need.. that should warrant her making another trip : )

Ah shit, as a person who NEEDS coffee and knows what its like, I'll suggest that you can use tissue paper as well. Just double it up and remember it'll rip when you try to take it out.. Or so I've heard

Preacher · 07-30-2004, 04:42 PM

men can't understand women and vice versa

sometimes that kinda sucks

cold_ice · 07-30-2004, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Naahhh.. she learned long ago.... Me + Grocery Shopping = nothing but junk food and a huge bill.

Haha, I'm the same way. By the next day I'm thinking we didn't buy any food.

wyldblyss · 07-30-2004, 04:51 PM

Big deal everyone forgets things now and then. Men can sometimes forget that a lot goes on in a womans mind that men never think of especially mothers..such as

All school schedules, holidays
Daycare, childcare, babysisters
All classes/projects from the kids school
When exams are, report cards are and field trips
What every single person needs in the house from deodarant to razor blades.
Grocery lists, making sure there is something for dinner every night
Dr/dentist appt's
Birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, parties, when they are and including all gift purchasing (including the in-laws)

And the list goes on and on and on. You could always get off your butt and go to the grocery store for coffee filters yourself...while you are there...want to pick up some tampons?

cherrylula · 07-30-2004, 04:53 PM

yuck... if you use paper towels as coffee filters make sure there isn't too much dye or designs on the paper towels, because that sounds really gross the ink bleeding out into your coffee.

mookienow · 07-30-2004, 05:00 PM

Try asking for instant coffee then she may pick up filters and a chic-o-stic

alexg · 07-30-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Jdoughs
Cause you didnt tell her to get mustard.

but really, you're lucky if your wife went to the store just to buy something for you

The Truth Hurts · 07-30-2004, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by alexg

but really, you're lucky if your wife went to the store just to buy something for you

It's in her job description.

Rankings · 07-30-2004, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
It's in her job description.

Just the way it should be.

wdsguy · 07-30-2004, 05:59 PM

amen to that my brotha

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The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,306	thanks for the paper towel suggestions.... but... we appear to be out of those too... there's 2 items we need.. that should warrant her making another trip : )

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wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Big deal everyone forgets things now and then. Men can sometimes forget that a lot goes on in a womans mind that men never think of especially mothers..such as All school schedules, holidays Daycare, childcare, babysisters All classes/projects from the kids school When exams are, report cards are and field trips What every single person needs in the house from deodarant to razor blades. Grocery lists, making sure there is something for dinner every night Dr/dentist appt's Birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, parties, when they are and including all gift purchasing (including the in-laws) And the list goes on and on and on. You could always get off your butt and go to the grocery store for coffee filters yourself...while you are there...want to pick up some tampons?

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	yuck... if you use paper towels as coffee filters make sure there isn't too much dye or designs on the paper towels, because that sounds really gross the ink bleeding out into your coffee.

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