women are fucking confusing.
 

My wife takes off and goes to the grocery store for the SOLE PURPOSE of buying me some coffee filters.

She comes home with chips, milk, deoderant, shaving cream, a hershey bar, and NO FUCKING COFFEE FILTERS.

:helpme

Cause you didnt tell her to get mustard.

Yes we are huh?



:glugglug

she had to wipe up the bag boys cum with something.

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She forgot. I guess..

Use a paper towel. Works like a charm.

I almost always go for myself that way I always get the shit I want to eat or the shit I need. If not she will always pick some nasty ass junk food.

Sounds like she feels you need a shower and shave a little more than coffee. :1orglaugh

Then again...

Maybe she's got a special night planned :Graucho

Naahhh.. she learned long ago.... Me + Grocery Shopping = nothing but junk food and a huge bill.

Coffee filters are boring and paper towels work fine as a substitute.

She was multitasking. What's confusing about that? LOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ROFL

thanks for the paper towel suggestions.... but... we appear to be out of those too...

there's 2 items we need.. that should warrant her making another trip : )

women are the root to all evil :)

Then, she'll bring home everything but the TWO things you need....best go yourself.

Ah shit, as a person who NEEDS coffee and knows what its like, I'll suggest that you can use tissue paper as well. Just double it up and remember it'll rip when you try to take it out.. Or so I've heard :anon

men can't understand women and vice versa

sometimes that kinda sucks :helpme

Haha, I'm the same way. By the next day I'm thinking we didn't buy any food.

Big deal everyone forgets things now and then. Men can sometimes forget that a lot goes on in a womans mind that men never think of especially mothers..such as

All school schedules, holidays
Daycare, childcare, babysisters
All classes/projects from the kids school
When exams are, report cards are and field trips
What every single person needs in the house from deodarant to razor blades.
Grocery lists, making sure there is something for dinner every night
Dr/dentist appt's
Birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, parties, when they are and including all gift purchasing (including the in-laws)

And the list goes on and on and on. You could always get off your butt and go to the grocery store for coffee filters yourself...while you are there...want to pick up some tampons?

yuck... if you use paper towels as coffee filters make sure there isn't too much dye or designs on the paper towels, because that sounds really gross the ink bleeding out into your coffee.

Try asking for instant coffee then she may pick up filters and a chic-o-stic

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but really, you're lucky if your wife went to the store just to buy something for you

It's in her job description.

Just the way it should be.

amen to that my brotha